Crack Zero Escape Confessions

u know what to do boys ;))))))

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the nonary games participant formerly known as prince

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the nonbinary games is this anything

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Nine Hours None Pizzas Left Beef

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“Mind: WACK”

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i really want clo

I’ll get you some clout

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Confession thats not really a confession: I just finished ZTD and everytime I hear the word "complex" I crack up. H e l p m e.

very complex humor i see

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Every Zero Escape Game:

Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-

Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP

Protag: I’d TAP that-

Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-

Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.

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I thought that a new mod would breathe some life into this blog and that new mod could be me but then I remembered I’m staggeringly unfunny and astoundingly unproductive so really nothing much has changed here