Biggest bedroom fantasy?
Getting 10 hours of sleep.
My cat not waking me to inform me hes had a poop at 2.30am
Not having hot flashes in the middle of the night.
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Biggest bedroom fantasy?
Getting 10 hours of sleep.
My cat not waking me to inform me hes had a poop at 2.30am
Not having hot flashes in the middle of the night.
💚💛
#humboldtstrong
Beautifully cut Amethyst stones.
I know the feeling kiddo 😷
I'm fucking screaming @nuggsmum @sarabeth72
Chadwick Boseman Dead: Black Panther Actor Was 43 – Variety
“Black Panther” star Chadwick Boseman has died at 43. His Twitter account reported that he had been battling colon cancer. Boseman also appe
2020 needs to stop taking from us.
Fuck you cancer. 😢
Fine Print - Chapter 35 - Spoilers
For you @tinchentitri
(These are really rough drafts, be nice)
Weiterlesen
You are trying to kill me… You really are, @lowhostrikesback
But its a wonderful death!
Oh my fucking God Lolo!
Holy crap, just finished the last two chapters...
@lowhostrikesback
American Hedgehog Warrior: Course 3 Watch as Pepper takes on course 3 of American Hedgehog Warrior: Quarantine Edition 🦔
Turn on the sound
@prplprincez
Holy shit👏👏👏👏😂🤣😂🤣🥇🏆🏅
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well that’s just,,,
REXCELLENT
I put it on the picture of Wexter to use as a reaction image
✨🦖✨
the rex of the remix “Viejo lesbiano”
Whose gonna tell them that Wexter is almost at 300,000??
… I need to go lie down.
Reblogging for our pal Wexter! She’s almost there!!!
HOLY CANNOLI YOU DID IT. YOU WILD SONS OF GUNS ACTUALLY DID IT.
to celebrate this momentous occasion, Wexter, as always, is chillin like a villain.
(chomp chomp)
Congratulations Wexter! 😍 I was so happy @bunjywunjy that I found one at the Walmart up here in Canada (usually we don’t get much in terms of cool things like this). She is going to be my classroom mascot when school resumes in the fall.
Here she is with a scarf in our school colours. I’m still trying to figure out a name for her though.
It will be interesting if any of my students will recognize her.
Congratulations again!
An army of ducks 🦆
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RELEASE THE QUACKEN!
“He is beauty, he is grace.”
“He’ll throw bananas in your face.”
As long as it’s HIS banana 😏
@nuggsmum @lowhostrikesback @imaginaryboyfriendcollection @muchobsessedwithpretty06 @devikafernando @tinchentitri
welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.
Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁
Why would anybody want to have toxic masculinity when you can have this instead?
THE CRUELEST STING
happy Friday everyone, you’ve made it through the week and now it’s time for an all-new episode of Weird Biology!
this week, we’ll be learning about a horrifically lethal insect whose very name makes you cringe. it’s that special bug buddy that I want to stay very far away from me forever,
I’m of the opinion that the words “giant” and “hornet” should never be combined, but maybe that’s just me.
the Asian Giant Hornet has a perfectly descriptive and terrifying name. it’s the largest hornet on the planet, and is also known as the “Yak-Killer Hornet” because of its incredibly painful sting. (‘Yak-Killer Hornet’ is not a set of words that I ever wanted to type, but I got myself into this.)
as the name suggests, the Asian Giant Hornet is found, uh, in Asia. specifically, the lowlands and forests of East Asia. this unfortunately means the Hornet shares elbow space with hundreds of millions of humans, so if you live in East Asia you have my condolences.
I am so, so sorry.
and like the name suggests, the Asian Giant Hornet is, well. Giant. (though basically anything over half an inch is Too Damn Big when we’re talking about the wasp family.)
but we’re shit out of luck in this case, because this hornet is almost 2 inches long. it’s upsetting to find a spider that large, never mind what’s basically an overpowered and permanently angry wasp. and if that weren’t enough, they make underground hives that they share with 30+ of their brethren. jesus.
that is TOO MUCH HORNET. PUT IT BACK.
their stingers are only 6 mm long, which might not seem that bad! but like a lot of things in life, it’s what they do with it that counts. in this case, what they do with it is inject a large amount of corrosive venom into your helpless flesh. fun! (don’t…. google this. just don’t.)
the sting of the Asian Giant Hornet is considered to be one of the worst insect stings in the world. a single sting can really fuck up a human, and multiple stings can be lethal. which really sucks, because a hive of these things is more than enough Hornet to kill your face right off. right off.
but normally, Asian Giant Hornets aren’t using their stings to kill humans. they use them to kill the living fuck out of other insects, which they then eat.
no joke, Wikipedia describes them as “intensely predatory”.
Asian Giant Hornets will eat any insect they can get the drop on, including praying mantises and smaller wasps. they’re like a pack of hungry and extremely toxic wolves.
and one of their favorite foods is… honeybees! (in case you didn’t think these things were awful enough, they especially love baby honeybees.)
when an Asian Giant Hornet scout finds a honeybee hive, they leave a scent marking outside. the scout then retreats to its own hive and returns with a Giant Hornet invasion force. an entire bee hive can be destroyed in hours by as few as 30 Hornets. the honeybees fall trying to defend their queen and then the hornets steal their larva. the poor bees have absolutely zero defenses against them.
this is the saddest picture I’ve ever put in a Weird Biology article.
well. MOST honeybees, anyway.
the Asian Giant Hornet has exactly one counter, but it’s a fucking good one. it’s-
that’s right, it’s a two-for-one special! hurray, time for bees!
the Japanese Honeybee is pretty identical to the European Honeybee, down to being kept commercially for their honey. but there is one major difference.
if an Asian Giant Hornet scout approaches a Japanese Honeybee hive, the entire beehive is immediately on alert. the Honeybees respond to the Hornet by creating a diabolical and kind of insane trap: they abandon the entrance of the hive, which attracts the Hornet scout into investigating.
and once the Hornet scout is inside the beehive, it’s TIME FOR BEE MOSH.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOR
the secretly-metal-as-fuck bees dogpile the Hornet, immobilizing it. the bees then vibrate their flight muscles, generating a massive amount of heat. this causes the mosh pit temperature to skyrocket over 115 F, literally cooking the Hornet scout alive. the bees escape relatively unharmed because they can tolerate much higher temps than Asian Giant Hornets, probably because Metal fills their tiny bee souls.
with the Hornet scout disposed of, the main invasion force will never arrive. this strategic assassination keeps the beehive safe for another day, and it’s all thanks to murder! yay, bees!
yeah that’s right, RUN, MOTHERFUCKER.
the relationship between Asian Giant Hornets and Japanese Honeybees is a case of ongoing biological warfare. we might learn things from observing, orrr we might not. whatever the case, you have to admit that it’s cool as shit.
so long, Asian Giant Hornet! I hope I never have to type your name again!
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in light of recent news, I’d like to remind everybody that Asian Giant Hornets are NOT out to get humans! they already live in some of the most densely populated places on Earth and yet they coexist with us fairly peaceably for the most part.
sure, they have a painful sting, but so do plenty of stinging insects that already live here! (looking at YOU, Tarantula Hawk Wasp. you know what you did.)
so the moral of this little aside is, be more worried about the fate of your local moshless bees and snackable insects.
@bunjywunjy
Hubs and I were in Japan last fall for a karate seminar. One night coming back up to our room saw this huge fucking thing flying by the drink machines...
It took him about five hits with a fairly substantial magazine to kill it. Judging by the looks, it’s a different type of hornet. We took it down to the front desk, and the lady there got pretty scared.
So curled up and dead this thing takes up three lines on a sheet of loose leaf... that fucker was massive.
No fucking thanks. I’ll keep my mosquitoes.
Tom Hiddleston as Loki in Thor (2011)
Are you a slut of your eyes go for the crotch area first? Asking for @nuggsmum or @lowhostrikesback ……..
My eyes went to the handles…. ah…. horns. @inkededucatednnerdy @lowhostrikesback
Shiny things first. And then…
The toddler hes smuggling in his trousers?
Geez Louise Tom!
@muchobsessedwithpretty06 @lowhostrikesback
Uh…. That’s a… Clever placement
He squirts!
*snerk*
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
My mood is Olivia De Havilland saying "Son of a Bitch"
Mug Tag ☕
Rules: Share a picture of the last mug you used and tag five people.
I’m tagging: @sarahbeniel @zephrbabe @anais-ninja-bitch @cchellacat@idontgettechnology
@ibelieveinturtles @chrissihr @ragwitch @wahwahwaffles @yespumpkindoodlesthings
@grimeysociety @lancregirl @howdidthisevenhappenanyway @holdmecloseandfast @anais-ninja-bitch @littlemrscookie @wheresarizona @whyndancer
Hand for scale. Tagging @yatzuaka @gyoroandururun @whitexblackrose @fargreencountryswiftsunrise and @howdidthisevenhappenanyway
This sucker makes me smile so much. Tagging @wrennette @maya-serena @sweetsigyn @samantha-shakespeare
I don’t use mugs as I rarely drink hot drinks so my last/current drink is in this 💀
@nildespirandum @alexakeyloveloki @redfoxwritesstuff @nuggsmum @messy-insomniac-bookgirl @vodka-and-some-sass @hopelessromanticspoonie
As a lover of the mugs, this is right up my alley. Tagging fellow mug lover @winterisakiller and @ladyoftheteaandblood @inkededucatednnerdy @jennphoenix @just-the-hiddles
And anyone who wants to play. Tag me. I love mugs. Seriously. lol
Thanks @nuggsmum tagging @neil-gaiman @ms-cellanies @tomkurbikston @fairlightswiftly @dangertoozmanykids101
I use a travel mug because it can contain more coffee. 🤪
Thanks for the tag @ladyoftheteaandblood and btw I love your mug tagging now @deathbyukmen @sheris532 @frenchfrostpudding @tinchentitri @hakimo2015 @thehumming6ird
Ouch! 🥴 love you for tagging me, @tomkurbikston - but since I don’t do coffee (and tea very seldom nowadays), I don’ really have a special mug. I guess I have to display one of my guilty pleasures instead:
Tagging @cursedcursingviking @celticswan75 @anglophilestymie @aregrettablehullabaloo @insanityclause - please show your favourite mug(shot)! 😉
@hakimo2015 @alexakeyloveloki this is one mug from my ceramics-enthusiast mum’s set. This cup is a bit shorter than the others, but the glazing is so gorgeous. I love the colours, but unfortunately they are hard to see while using the mugs because of their shape. But nothing beats hot chocolate from one of the guys!
Show me your most recent mug! @caffiend-queen @toozmanykids @devilish–doll @villainousshakespeare @emeraldrosequartz
My morning coffee mug, from the Julia Quinn Bridgerton series!
Thanks for the tag @cursedcursingviking! Tagging: @hopelessromanticspoonie @nonsensicalobsessions @thecutestlittlebunbunfairy @kellatron55 @caffiend-queen @nuggsmum (didn’t we have a conversation about Julia Quinn?)
Ohhhhhh my god! I’m in love with your mug!!!!
@nuggsmum my mom got me that one and one for herself that says “I take tea at #5 with Violet” lol.
Oh my god. I just looked at her website and couldn’t find any mugs, I need.
I wasn’t tagged, but I don’t care.....these are my two favourite mugs...the one one the right is one of a two piece set from a local artist in the city here. It was a housewarming gift from a friend that passed away in September. The one one the left....it’s a sheep mug.....from Ireland....
@muchobsessedwithpretty06 @imaginaryboyfriendcollection @lowhostrikesback
Anyone else?
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
What am I even witnessing here?