You can call me… how about Colored or Splash? Yeah, they work! Pronouns wise I stick with she/her.
And why do I say ours? Well I’ve got company on this place! To be specific, my pals CJ, Six, Astro, Deer, Miku, and also Willow! All good pals of mine. They all help with different stuff around here.
There’s little drawings that we’re gonna do here, and CJ, Six, Astro and Deer are managing those.
Beta checks and spelling are sorted by Miku, Deer and Six. Better safe than sorry!
And we pretty much all write! More often then not I’ll be the one who’ll be putting everything together and posting it for you guys for enjoy. The others might do their own posts too sometimes.
Now then… what do we do you may ask?
This is a blog we made to make writing requests for Inanimate Insanity! For those who don’t know it’s an object show made by folks named AnimationEpic. Go check it out if you want.
The way it works is you guys are gonna send us requests on what to write and all that. (Eg. “Anything fluffy for Cheesy I guess lol) After that we take the request and write something out, maybe add a bit of art in, then presto! One request fresh out of the box. All of this is free as well, don’t worry about breaking out your wallets.
I guess that’s about everything then! Hopefully you guys enjoy what we have going on here.
Details: Fan tries martial arts for the first time.
Requested by: Anonymous
Art + Writing by Colored
Deer assisted with a LOT information about the martial art in general! Thanks a bunch for that.
“PAINTY, I’M DOING MARTIAL ARTS!”
“What?!”
Paintbrush didn’t expect such a lively statement from their roommate, yet alone have him be serious about it. Fan was always… to put it simply, the scrawny type. He could get bowled over by a breeze, flicked away by the lightest touches and picked up with ease by fellow contestants. So this sudden change had… surprised Paintbrush for sure.
“Listen, Fan, don’t that I don’t support you but why even bother? You’re quite literally a light, no, PAPERweight. What’s martial arts going to do to you?”
“It’s simple Paintbrush, why not? Even if it’s not gonna do me any good, doesn’t it just sound GREAT to say you know how to do martial arts? Ya know, fend folk off?”
Paintbrush did nothing but sigh, as there wasn’t really a flaw in his logic. Mostly because Fan was unique in Fan’s own ways, and his mind couldn’t be changed very easily when his mind was set on something.
As for the paper fan, he was fully decked out for this occasion. He had bought a gi that was his size in advance to this and used a bit of a bathrobe to give himself a custom headband as well (Paintbrush honestly found that hilarious). After this he deemed himself ready to begin. So he had lead Paintbrush to a small table with a plank of wood suspended over two books stacked up.
After this, Fan had eagerly handed his nonbinary companion his phone to record his martial arts genius in the flesh before happily running to the table and raising his hand high in the air.
“You better get this on camera PB! The blog’s gonna go wild over this, I promise!”
“Pfft, yeah… sure they are buddy.”
Like that, the paper object had slammed his hand down at just the right angle and-
*CRUNCH*
Paintbrush had reflexively slammed their eyes shut on hearing the crunch, and opened them shortly after to see Fan looking at his now obviously broken hand with a pretty blank expression before turning to Paintbrush with an awkward smile.
“Soo… on camera?”
“Yeah.”
“…please phone an ambulance.”
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Well, there we go! Our first request all sorted out. I’m hoping we get more requests in future, so be sure to tell folk about this if you liked it!
I noticed this place isn’t getting too much attention, so I wanna change that by giving a sample of my writing for you guys to see! To be specific, one ‘short’ fic and a batch of headcanons. Alrighty, let’s take a look-see!
NOTE: If the other mods would like to make mini writing samples they can go ahead and send them to me, maybe Discord would work well.
HEADCANONS: Apple Edition (Sibling)
- Honestly, she can’t think of anyone else to be a better brother / sister / sibling in the world then you are, and she’s got multiple reasons why! Well multiple is actually two.
- You’re always really patient and calm with her slight struggles with spelling and not knowing what some things mean, and Apple always claims she’s able to understand things better with you around.
- Not once have you left her to be scared for any reason. You’ve been her source of comfort for many a surprise thunderstorm and she always thanks you with all she has, even though it’s very slurred and drowsy when she does so.
‘SHORT’ FIC: Platonic Snuggle Time (Y/N x Cherries, Familial [SIBLING / SIBLINGS] Fic)
Y/N uses they/them for this test fic!
Y/N grumbled as the rambunctuous balls of red and green dashed and hopped around the bedroom this object, or rather pair of objects had just been placed in. It was enough of a hassle getting them here to begin with, so having all their work undone in one go wasn’t helping at all.
“Seriously you guys,” Y/N began with a somewhat bitter tone. “Can’t you just try to settle down at least a bit?” It was hard to tell which of them had replied due to only one being verbal and their body just being too fast to make anything out, but a reply came regardless.
“Hahah, no way! The night is ours to claim and we’re claiming it! Maybe it’d go even better if you sided with us Y/N!” One of the two Cherries practically hollered, and it was basically a miracle nobody had yelled back out of anger form being disturbed. Y/N just shook their head and began to think.
A way to get these two to calm down that they KNOW would work… yep, that sounded beyond great. Both practical and creative at once and… yeah maybe they should just do it instead.
Y/N had coaxed the two over to them (which didn’t look suspicious because of it being away from the bed), and right when their guard was lowered Y/N had pulled a thick blanket out of seemingly nowhere and tangled themself up with the two. This quite obviously caused a bit of a freakout on their half.
“WHOA WHOA WHOA, just because you’re our sib doesn’t mean you can just do that to us! That ain’t cool!” The same Cherry as before spat out, only to have Y/N hold them tighter in a platonic way and begin to quietly pat and stroke the leaves at the top of their stalk. And unfortunately for the fighting spirit of the fruits, that was something that always got them settled no matter what.
“See? I can do more then you think I can, older siblings gotta look out for one another. Now get some rest you crazy goofballs.” Y/N responded, gently ruffling the leaves and prompted the talkative Cherry to turn to his brother for help to find he was already out cold as a result of the touches. And that caused that Cherry to just give up and surrender to thr fuzziness.
After they were both confirmed to be out cold and peaceful, Y/N wrapped the pair up in the blanket and lifted them back over to their bed before laying the two down on it. They sighed a tiny bit and silently wished he two of them a good night with a little headpat each before leaving the room with a tired yet content grin.
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Well, there’s my writing samples! Maybe you might wanna request now? Ehhh? Okay you don’t gotta if you don’t wanna, don’t worry.
This will always stay under the tag of #blognotes. You know, so it doesn’t get lost under a sea of who knows what.
1. No NSFW, 18+, etc.
Kinda simple really. Quite a lot of us here are minors but the concept of writing these topics just doesn’t work for us. So please don’t request them.
2. Respect triggers and Blacklists.
It’s currently in progress, but we’re currently making a card so you can get to know us a bit. While some of us are going to write for some object shows, some of us aren’t. So don’t be a jerk about that!
3a. For now, please keep requests II exclusive.
This rule is very much subject to change if me and the other mods feel like we can write for more object shows since we have a good deal of diversity when it comes to shows we’ve watched. But yes, please just keep those requests II. Also….
3b. Please try to refrain from requesting lesser known characters.
Now then, I’m not saying you CAN’T do this. There’s probably someone in the world who sees , I don’t know, Starfruit as a huge comfort character. Still though, it may take a bit longer for your request to be done if you ask for a less known character so please respect this.
For now, that’s all. This rule page will be updated accordingly with guidance and requests from the other mods when needed, and I’ll probably let you know when that happens.
