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i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

their daughter

"red heart emoji is for romantic and green is for platonic and blue is cold 'love-hate' and green heart is envy" no the colour of the heart represents the favourite colour of the person who used it

dommelovelovely

ash-and-starlight-deact

milfs…,, milves,

#This is so beautiful omgggggg

overthinkinglotr

One thing I feel people miss about lord of the rings is that it’s sort of……….post-apocalyptic?

Like– the world already ended, a long time ago, and the characters are surrounded by the ruins of dead countries. They spend most of their time journeying through places that are either abandoned (Moria) soon to be abandoned (Rivendell/Lorien) or half-destroyed and falling into decay (Rohan/Gondor.) The villains are creatures that Used to be Human; I feel like Lotr’s orcs/ringwraiths have more in common with zombies than they do with DnD-style orcs, because they’re a state that “normal” people enter when they’re corrupted by a supernatural force.

Even the Shire is surrounded by ruins– the ruins of watchtowers, the ruins of the old Northern Kingdom, the ruined city near the Grey Havens. The people around there have an idiom “when the king comes back” that means the same thing as an idiom like “when pigs fly”– “when a completely ridiculous improbable thing happens.” They’re so used to the disintegrated state of the world that the idea of a central government is fairy-tale-like and bizarre. They have their little mayors and thains; they don’t need anything else.

So yeah! I see people try to “modern-real-world- au” versions of Hobbiton by making it “a peaceful suburb” but to me, a modern au version of Hobbiton would be more like…….

You are a hobbit.

You don’t know much history, but you understand that there were Wars a long time ago that destroyed a great amount of life on earth.

You live in a little hole in the ground. You don’t know that long ago these holes used to be called “bunkers;” you decorate them with flowers.

When you want to say that something won’t happen, you’ll sarcastically say things “lol yeah SURE that will happen! And tomorrow pigs will fly, Parliament will come back into session, there will be a president in the White House, there will be a prime minister making speeches, and diplomats will intercede between all of them! ha! XD”

If you journey even a little outside of your home, you’ll find the ruins of old cities and skyscrapers. There are messages in the ruins that are written in languages you don’t speak. Human beings used to live here; they don’t anymore.

And you’re not supposed to leave the Shire because sometimes you’ll meet the things that used to be human, but aren’t anymore.

witchlingmother

#:(

enigmasandepiphanies

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams

lokaror

Ok everyone time for soup day. Everyone gets to add one ingredident. Ill start, i added some bullion cubes :)

tim-official

okay i added some buillion cubes :) whos next

orcboxer

I went ahead and added some buillion cubes :)

funeral-dust

hey yall jsyk i added some buillion cubes :)

pommagranate

i spice things up with a billion cubes

wizardshark

Well this soup fucking sucks guys

milfholder

men invest in large pickup trucks to make themselves look smaller and cuter in comparison

tiredyke

this is what being sapphic is like

kaijuno

My family is pretty well known by the state cops and one time my uncle was running from an officer and the cop slipped in dog shit and so he got the name Officer Shitty and whenever we see him around town we’re just like “AYE OFFICER SHITTY MY BOI”

jillsteinfuneralcity

the right: i want a woman to cook and clean and fuck

the left: omg…..girls?????? girls are soooooo soft……and soo good at organizing??? god i love how they organize their closets it’s soo cute…i just…wow…ugh date a girl who’s cute and soft and cooks for you