Cragi Craig

Hello, I'm Cragi Craig and my son wont asnwer my phonecalls

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my #2 dream

IF I CANT GET SAINSBURYS TO SELL MY FAVOURITE MINESTRONE RECIPE MAYBE ITS TIME TO TAKE UP DRUMMING AGAIN

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My son, Terrence

I don;t have any pictures of my beautiful bouncing baby boy, so I’ve had to draw one from memory.

If you know this child, tell him to answer his phonecalls.

He wont answer my phonecalls

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cHeck out my hit new song! Minestrone Blues

This is the song I perform my local Sainsbury’s every day to persuade them to start selling the old canned minestrone

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another open letter to sainsburyts

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I’m afraid this letter to sainsbury’s got torn up by the crows i talk to by the gutter

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THEY wont reply so I’m sedning them even more letters

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REPLY

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To Sainsbury’s - this is what you’ve made me

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Letter to Sainsbury’s #1

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I have officially begun boycotting Sainsbury’s 

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My Dad Messaged Me On Facebook On The 28th Of May at 23:06 Which Is Past My Bedtime And It Woke Me Up Which Is Really Inconsiderate_

Thanks Dad_

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Terrence. Why haven’t you answered my messages. I know you’ve seen them.

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Garfield Is Stupid And You Shouldnt Prioritise Him Over Your Family_ I Have A Loving Family And I"d Hate If My Dad Were Like You_ No Wonder Terrence Doesnt Like You_ I Don"t Know Him Either So I Am Impartial_

Terrence, is this you? Nobody uses poor punctuation quite like you do.

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Dad* Please Stop Posting About Me_ I Hate That You Are Posting About Me As If You Ever Cared About Me As Much As That Orange Cat_ Mums New Husband Is A Butcher Callled Butch And He Is Helping Me With My Butchery_ I Hope Her Next Boyfriend Is A Punctuationer Called Punch As You Never Taught Me How To Use It_ I Hate You_

Son, your punctuation is so bad.