BigBadBeardedDad

40m — USA — here for fun DM’s/Asks are open. Consenting adults only- NO MINORS DISCORD MATCHES Tumblr name

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I don’t message first. If you want my attention, speak up. If I don’t hear from you first, I assume you don’t want more men in your inbox bothering you.

This blog is for dirty thoughts, strictly fantasy, and a smutty creative outlet. NO MINORS ALLOWED.

I will not post any porn. If you want to share something with me, send it in submissions.

Yes I am married. We have a dog and a daughter. Yes wifey is aware this blog exists. Yes she is fine with me messaging other people and also gets turned on reading some of the messages and my writing.

No I won’t send you dick pics or any other pics unless you ask nicely. No I won’t beg you for your pics either. Consent and respect are key.

I have a ton of kinks and very few limits. Hard pass on blood, gore, scat, piss, vomit, or anything like that.

I appear to be old enough to be a dad to many of you.

My beard is awesome.

I am in charge here and you will follow my rules, or else…

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Ok hear me out… Uber Eats, but for pussy. You know, for late night cravings

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That’s a cute nightie. Take it off

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Leaving evidence of all the fun I had with my little Princess all over the hotel room for the maids to find is one of my favorite pastimes 😈 💦

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Haven’t been around in a while, busy summer so far. How’s everyone doing? What’s new? Are you being good girls or bad girls?

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Ssshhh mommy’s asleep… don’t wake her…. Yes daddy’s breath smells like beer again… shut up and take your panties off

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Gonna hang out at the hotel pool and look for pretty young things to coerce back to my hotel room with booze or candy or something

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Is it really so much to ask to have relations with an inappropriately much-younger woman who everyone thinks could be my daughter when we walk around in public holding hands?

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Who’s going to be daddy’s little whorentine this year?

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Does anyone still use this platform for real?

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I think you’d look much prettier with my cum all over your face

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Call daddy and tell him goodnight. And what you’re wearing to bed. And what you want him to do to you.

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Is it really too much to ask to have a young lady with daddy issues knock on my hotel room door, look at me with those feral fuck-me eyes, and spend the rest of the week grinding, humping, and snuggling against me?

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Oh my god, look at the mess you made! Everything is all soaked and sticky. Go put your bedding and your stuffie and your little panties in the laundry, you naughty girl

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Text your boyfriend goodnight while daddy is licking your princess parts

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I know I’ve been gone and working a lot, princess. But it’s all so I can buy you nice things and take you fun places. Don’t pout, you know I think you’re cute when you pout. How about daddy gets a hotel room for just the two of us this weekend… you can swim in your cute new bikini and then we’ll cuddle in the big bed and watch grown up movies and daddy will make you feel good

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Being at least twice her age is perfect— you get to cuddle and baby her like the cute little angel she is; and you get to abuse and destroy her like the bad little slut deserves.