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I got some Soft Boi merch and my mom had to google what soft boi meant cause she thought it was a sex term 💀💀

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Ever since I saw a recent selfie of Ethan kissing a friend on the cheek I can’t stop wishing that were me and I keep fantasizing about it and keep thinking maybe he’s a great kisser and kisses so softly.

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Eef recently posted a motorcycle pic, the close up one, and thought of riding on the motorcycle with him with my arms wrapped around him 🥺 as we ride on empty streets and busy highways which excites me and then.. we make it. Our destination. Waffle House 😳 and we go in and we get a booth, tell our orders (Eef orders for me,,) and then, he puts his hand over mine and we have a lovely time and then go to target and we go in the toy section 🥺 and he gets me a blues clues toy,, then after we go back to his house and make a snack and dress up in onesies, and watch Disney movies and cuddle!

... due to the timing of this I think this ask was glitched and ended up appearing way later than when it was sent in. Sorry about that!

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sometimes I intentionally reply to Eef with bold (harmless) replies on Twitter. I know nothing will come out of it. It just makes me feel cool

Hell yeah!! It's always cool to see people make bold and joking remarks in the replies imo (all of them harmless though, not the ones that are like. Actually Bad.) - Mod Unus

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We’ll reblog this anytime the ask box is empty for more than a day so y'all know! Don’t be afraid to send stuff in!! - Mod Unus

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We’ll reblog this anytime the ask box is empty for more than a day so y'all know! Don’t be afraid to send stuff in!! - Mod Unus

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i just KNOW we’re all wanting ethan as our new years kiss

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I want to dance with Ethan and feel his hand on my lower back as he pulls me close and twirls me around and then dips me. And then he’d kiss my neck and bring me back up near him and kiss my cheek and mutter sweet nothings into my ear.

Aww that's cute!! - Mod Unus

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saw a picture of Ethan catching the floppy end of a pizza slice with his tongue and was like 'damn I wish I was the pizza' we need this vaccine stat

HSJXBONZLSNSKSNNS - Mod Unus

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hi! Hope this is ok to talk about but uh. I’m an age regressor (non sexual, it’s a coping mechanism), and to help me fall asleep I usually dream about me and Eef and he comes and picks me up from my place, and we go back to his and we hang out and we make snacks and color and he’s just my caregiver and 🥺 it’s nothing but pure wholesomeness and fluff. And he has a baby bag for me and everything, and takes such good care of me!

Very nice op, I think thats amazing for you.

Yeah, that's fine dw!! While I personally dont experience it, we understand people will use age regression as a coping mechanisms, it's okay! - Mod Unus

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I want Eef to roll his eyes at me while I’m being a brat at he tells me to behave or I won’t get what I want, and I want him to tell me I’m a dirty slut 😳

Happy holidays everyone :) - Mod Unus

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Ever since I saw Eef wear that sweater for wine night all I can think about is him picking me up for a date and wearing that,,

That is so pure I love that for you anon - Mod Unus

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For context @crankgameplays​:

Which do you prefer – 🐱 kitty maid EEF or 💪bEEFcake? Let me know in the replies! Let’s be real though - we’re all here for the pupper!

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Not to be nsfw, but I really really would like to peg Ethan. Like... please just let me top this man.

KdjsjhsHDGSISJSBSBD - Mod Unus

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I wanna date Ethan so bad like ohmygod he’s so cute. I wanna get to know all his weird quirks and habits that aren’t on camera. I wanna get to know him off camera. I feel like he would be such an adoring boyfriend

yea!!!! oh my god just imagining him playing with spencer early in the morning,,, yall making breakfast together,,,, - Mod Annus

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i’m not usually a guy that’s into femboys or guys in dresses in general but... BOY am i excited to see ethan in that dress. and the cat ears too???? like he’s trying to literally kill us

Lmao I can't wait to watch half his fan base die from those pictures - Mod Unus