BeakedScallop🐣

A soggy baby bird won't leave its cradle nest for it is too wet for courage. 🍏🍏🍏🐣🐤🐓🦆🦉 Repetitively spanked sore by a saucepan and a scallion

[crankybeakscallion]

MY PROFILE PICTURE ISN'T A FLUFFY NIPPLE.

This is The cage of a frigid thumb-biting bird.

[Assume everything relationship-specific I post is les by default]

I'm more than often just on here to shriek about pictures and gifs of my favourite actresses and fictional ladies, immerse myself in cute birds and stalk blogs surreptitiously like I'm eight and raiding my parents' cupboard for some chocolate again. Withdrawn is a nocturnal bird and the nocturnal bird is me hiding under my wing a bit too much...

I am partial towards

[ Yuri [Manhwa and manhua in particular. Also good lesbian media which is kind of a paradox but there are some out there.]

[ Thai GL series and the actresses that are the main ingredient to my fixations on these lovable but infuriatingly overdramatic series.]

[ Birds are my favourite animal especially parrots, kakapo, nightjars and puffins and the closest representitive of my internet self is a wet pigeon.

[ I claim to like literature but only have cheesy kids and questionable lesbian indulgent works to back up these claims to being well-read.

Consider this blog a disorganized toybox with added feathers and old food that will never be sorted properly.

[crankybeakscallion]

I self insert as the pathetic male in various forms of het media when there aren't many lesbian ones that fulfil me completely because I am slightly more androgynous and pathetic than the ones portrayed...and there seem to be more female worshipping males that I can relate to when it comes to certain desires playing out onscreen in media aargh

[missbugsbunny]

Why shouldn't we be mad at women for giving birth to men and thus endlessly continuing fueling this shit show

[budgiecare]

[anxietyproblem]

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[crankybeakscallion]

I watched the hottest pussy eating scene I've ever seen on screen and unfortunately it was a het one...why don't they go all out with fxf sex scenes like they do for the hets...

[photos-of-space]

surface of asteroid Ryugu at night

[sunsbleeding]

[topazmother]

there are ways to be beautiful that don’t involve your appearance

[addelburgh]

[crankybeakscallion]

Our chickens are always up for an aggressive game of tag between each other

[crankybeakscallion]

If birds got splinters out kindly with their beaks as tweezers getting splinters wouldn't be something to try and avoid

[crankybeakscallion]

Preening repetitively on here and too afraid to use tags

[crankybeakscallion]

I get fixated on someone attractive and all of a sudden the elaborate poet urges come out again

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4235:

never reuse any words ever. once you write a word it's BANNED from being written again for the rest of your book

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4236:

make your protagonist bald. i calculate this will save you at least eight hours planning time (because you don't have to choose a hair colour) and ten hours writing time (because you don't have to describe hair)