Ready for Wreckin'

--{Independent Sonic RP Blog - Zazz}--

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"You have some real bad obsession with my butt."

Whatever. Some bad guys were just bad, and Sonic wouldn’t shy away from beating one senseless.

He took a few steps away then turned to face Zazz, not even bothering to get in a fighting pose.

"Well, what are you waiting for?"

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     {♠} His eyes narrowed, why exactly did the hedgehog choose to comment on such a matter?

“Would you rather me say I'll beat your skull in? 'Cause I can do that too!”

     {♠} Oh it was on now. Sonic had flat out issued a challenge here, and Zazz was never one to turn down a fight. He took a Zeti fighting stance almost immediately, and his tongue temporarily withdrew into his mouth, a toothy grin taking his face.

“Man, who would have guessed 'hogs would be so stupid? Challengin' a Zeti is the dumbest mistake you've ever made!”

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Send me a ship and the muse will rate it!

Bonus points if you add a head canon along with it!

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"But why?"

It was a legitimate question. Why did Zazz crave violence so much, and why did he want to fight Sonic? Because there was one thing Sonic believed, no matter who you were. There was good in everyone. Even Eggman. He proved that when he saved Tails… Wow that left a bitter taste in his mouth.

"Does it matter? I’m always ready to fight, but I don’t even know why you want to fight me.”

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     {♠} Why did he crave violence? Why? Why? Just... look at him, he had the look of a psychopath. The horns, the lewdly hanging tongue, the tall, lanky form, and the twitchy, unstable body language. Not to mention he definitely wasn't of sound mind;

“Who said you could ask me that!? It don't matter why I'm like this! Don't matter why I'm itchin' to kick that blue butt purple, just so long as I do it!”

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And yet again, Sonic didn’t even show any reaction to Zazz’s prodding. He was never one to fall for teasing and the likes. That was his job.

The hedgehog let out a fake, over exaggerated yawn. “Sorry, what was that? I was to busy imagining what it’d be like if you weren’t around right now. Now either put up or lay off. What’s your deal with me anyway?”

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     {♠} Sonic completely ignoring Zazz' comments was making him more and more irate. His hands twitched, the daunting emotion in his eyes flaring to a pure fury. It wasn't long before he had gripped Sonic's arms, lifting him up to eye level;

“Listen here, you little punk. I ain't layin' off ya until y'er a pile of nothin' on the ground! I'm cravin' some violence, I'm jonesin' for carnage, and you ain't gonna take that from me!”

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"You can try, I guess." The best way to get on a villians nerves was really acting like you didn’t care. At least, that’s what made the Egghead boil. Hah, get it?

Sonic didn’t even move from his spot, despite how vulnerable he was at the moment. “Or you can have some common sense and know you’ll never be able to beat me. What, you tracked me down this far just to fight me again and lose? That’s really sad man.”

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     {♠} The Hedgehog didn't even care! These threats weren't even phasing him. Zazz' head jerked back and forth, his eyes never leaving the hedgehog. His tongue lashed everywhere for a moment or two before the Zeti composed himself and leaned down, at eye level with the cobalt hedgehog;

“Who said I was huntin' you down? I was just searchin' for the weakest, easiest prey I could find, and look at this, he's just standin' there like a birthday present.”

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Sonic was never one to lose his cool in these kind of situations— However, he was a little more than surprised, but he was doing his best not to show it.

The blue hedgehog carelessly looking up at Zazz, who was peering over his shoulders. “I thought I was done with you. You’re never gonna get off my case, are you?”

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     {♠} His head twitched to the side, clearly he was irate with the situation with the way that grin faded into a maddened snarl for a moment before returning once again;

“Couldn't handle losing, could you? You really thought you beat me, 'hog? Nah, I let you think you won! I ain't leavin' you alone until you're nothin' but a pile of spine and bone!”

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--(But I'm worried you'd hate me ahh ;; and my blog is still a wip!)--

Wh-whaaa? No way! I promise I would never hate you! I'm real nice, real real nice, I promise!

And WIP blogs are fine, I mean, my blog is practically still a fetus, I only made it a few days ago!

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"Alt!"

"Hraaaagh!! YOU did this to me!! Go, straight, to, HELL!!"

   {♦}Her Buer Drive spun wildly, reeling back to prepare for the powerful thrust forward, ready to tear her opponent limb from limb, ready to swoop in for the kill.

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--(I want to rp with you eep)--

Wait, for reals? Even though my Zazz is the worst thing since Sonic Shuffle? Wow!! Send me an ask off anon and I'll gladly reply!

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{primalparanoia} went on the prowl

"The hell are you!? Some little pipsqueak thinks she's some match for the Zazz!? Listen, babe, don't try me. I'll rip you apart before you can even scream."

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"I live with a guy who would skin people alive and eat them whole, and this stuff is still too weird for even me!"

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He stepped back a bit and looked up at him.

"Don’t you have anything better else to do? Besides trying to fight me and my friends."

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       {♠} This fox had some nerves, talking back to him like he was some everyday shmuck. Zazz took a twisted step forward, tilting his head as he leaned down, getting right in the short mammals face;

“You talkin' back to me, punk? No way I'm gonna let you get away with disrespectin' me! I'll rip you t'shreds!”

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Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a character I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else!

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       {♠} His head torked back, jerking his body with him. His head twitched to the side when he realized exactly who it was in front of him. This was a little friend of dumb hedgehog,wasn't it!?

"You've made a big mistake comin' here, fox boy! I'm in the mood for destroyin' today!"

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"Well would you look who it is! That punk blue 'hog that was beggin' to get his butt handed to him!"

     {♠} He stepped up behind the halted hedgehog, practically breathing down his spines. His bright blue tongue hanging carelessly out, tasting the air for fear or dispair;

"What's the matter, little punk? Realize you've met your maker?"

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I've got th' perfect place to take care of you and that spiny butt of yours, punk!

"E-Excuse me?!"

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"Awkward…"

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“Are you passin’ me for a chump!? I’m known for destroyin’! Don’t think I won’t beat you down!”

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I've got th' perfect place to take care of you and that spiny butt of yours, punk!

"E-Excuse me?!"

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"You heard me, speedy! I'm gonna pound y'er behind in so hard you won't be seein' right for years!"