Riley's Blog of Bloggingness

Riley 24, Bi, Big Blonde and Beautiful. Demi girl or genderqueer haven't figured it out yet. lol Sass extraordinaire.

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A time lapse of a cat through the day:

I relate so much to this…

[yangire-mun]

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

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I’m not seeing the problem???

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Her tuna sandwich…

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I felt all 7 of my chakras close up when she dipped that fucking sandwich in that Hawaiian Punch

[crustydingus]

[littlered247]

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

[waitinghopingliving]

all customers are jared, 19

[wadey-wilson]

Spider-Man/Deadpool: Issue #12

[biyaself]

Fat girls spent their childhoods and teenage years developing fire ass personalities to even be looked at as human. So as we grow older and start loving ourselves more and more and we finally see how beautiful we are, we already have a fucking great personality. I’ve never met a fat girl who wasn’t funny as shit and who didn’t have a bomb ass personality. And when the self love finally kicks in wooo shit boy watch out, because we definitely out here ruining lives.

[supersizemeplz]

[omniastudios]

Made a tiny opal butt spider!

[constant-diablerie]

any noun can become a verb if you don’t care enough

[yupokaysuremhm]

This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence

[constant-diablerie]

I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK

[yupokaysuremhm]

BEAUTIFUL

[fellowfeline]

you see thats why i love english

[ailithnight]

I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning.

[constant-diablerie]

GOOD

[standing-in-peace]

My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall

[edelvicess]

why do these make some semblance of sense 😨

[roseverdict]

Because brains don’t brain logically

[couldbeglorious]

Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn’t logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english !

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[unskinny]

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

[finalgirlhales]

I feel for Anna Faris because for a long time she was the bread winner in her family and loved her husband even when he was a little chubby but when Chris Pratt became hot shit, I knew he’d divorce her. And I was right. He’s engaged to a younger woman and attends a homophobic church.

So Anna girl, I’m sorry but at least you don’t have to live with him anymore

[sarcellelena]

confirmed: obsidian is gorgeous and I’d die for them

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Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

[espressobean]

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Winnie the Pooh loves your pronouns

[killjoyfag]

gender? no lol i’m goth

[shutyourmoustache]

LADY GAGA FUCKING SNAPPED.

[disneybound]

We have a 2/3/19!

[taminoe]

You know, the hawks must be kept apart. Close enough, they might fly together. And if they choose a mate, then it’s for life. Like humans.