Crazychickbs

Don't be jealous, I hate everyone equally.

[considerablybigben-deactivated2]

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

[ciggers]

My parents just told me that i watch too many movies and should read more so I turned on the subtitles.

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[gemtrash]

my favorite olympic sport is, without a doubt, card games on ice

[idkhumor]

today a kid said “think of anyone in your life- whether they’re a celebrity, teacher, relative, someone you admire greatly. then remember that they have all, at one point in their life, has had explosive diarrhea”

and I think that’s beautiful

[thestanconfessions]

[mstafars-blog]

[crazychickbs]

Kristen Stewart on her fame whore dad.

[trigfunction]

im about to start working as a grader and one of the rules is to not give a 69 on a test. my directions say to look at it again to see where i can give partial credit or take points away because a 68 or 70 would be fine. this is incredible

[racingbarakarts]

My friends are so fucking strange

[peanut-butter-sexual-deactivate]

I like him. Keep him.

[racingbarakarts]

I’m actually dating him

[bloody-men-with-blue-eyes]

i ship it

[probablyalannister-deactivated2]

we all ship it

[torple-deactivated20190911]

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

[punnier]

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

he didn’t reblog this

[zaubreys-deactivated20200505]

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

[unclefather]

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

[blindoptimism]

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

[mirchive-blog]

 #this is the kind of parent i want to be

[ambulanceinertia]

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

[quoms-190514]