Socialism And Puns

[lydiastlinskis]

[zudilio]

Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:

[salemkittie]

-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Alchemy

-Kamehameha

-Going Super Saiyan

-Jutsu Hand Signs

[cuntrocket]

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

[prettyoddtragedy-deactivated201]

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

[philipisacatwhore-deactivated20]

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

[nbkatara]

[locktobre]

a short horror story

President Romney

[locktobre]

it’s been three years and I would now like to announce the sequel no one saw coming, President Trump

[robertstarkneyjr]

[crazyninja141]

what she says: im fine

what she means: korrasami has been canon for a whole year and i am still so happy

[gayleykiyoko-archive]

Do whatever you need to get better. We need you.

[fitzsimmonsistotallycanon]

Unpopular Opinion: I HATED in last episode when Jemma said she had been attracted to Ward, and that was the only thing she said in her interview. This is the woman who once tried to murder him in cold blood, the man who tried to kill her, gave Fitz brain damage, who ruined her relationship for a whole season with her best friend, and they had nothing better to give her in the scene delving into her feelings & past with Ward than "oh god I was such a pathetic flirt"? ???? AH, it makes me so mad!

god i agree, it made my blood boil! i think the writers did that intentionally though? maybe to display some character development on how she went to thinking he was an item of attraction to this deep and complete hatred for him… i don’t know if I’m making sense with that, but i do agree, that scene was aggravating!

Unpopular AoS opinions!

[crazyninja141]

my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?

my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets

[trollblogging]

[thcrin]

Melinda May and Lincoln Campbell in 3x08

[vegetablefarts-deactivated20230]

*goes on facebook more than I have all year to see if anyone is talking about Clarke the husband*

[hiddlesy]

[emmandhook]

DISNEY CLASSIC MOVIES -updated-  (done with the old dimensions so it will look okay in your theme) you can also see: ouat non disney classic (also updated) 

[itabsolutelyneedssaying]

After recently watching Jessica Jones, I find myself confused upon seeing pictures and gifs of David Tennant. So I made a useful chart.

[sorrytodistract]

There’s this small cottage in Perthshire we drove by once when I was a girl, some- some… family holiday, and I don’t know why but I- I found it so lovely. I still think about it, a place where you and I could have…

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[fitjynsen-deactivated20171128]

Why isn’t this in America

[theavengers]

I’m gonna be fine.