Fandom things, occasional feminism, and bad jokes

This blog belongs to Adrienne. Pretty much exactly what it says above. Only there's a small amount of fandom, and feminism and bad jokes come in large quantities. Should there be a need for questions, ask them.

[w3ird4ever-blog1]

Life wouldn’t be the same without you 💖

[w3ird4ever-blog1]

Scarborough Fair for the first time with my #mcm 🙃

[cloutganggang]

Your girl should be your princess and ya homie

[pomeranian2]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Poet G Yamazawa nails what it’s like to grow up in the U.S. as the child of immigrants.

[nymphokittens]

just come over and we’ll watch netflix or make a sex tape idk we’ll see what happens 

[krxs10]

!!!!!!DONT LET THIS GO UNNOTICED!!!!!!

All Three Major News Networks Ignored Bernie Sanders’ Speech Tuesday Night, To Show Empty Trump Podium

As Bernie Sanders took the stage on Tuesday night, the cable networks continued doing what they do best – talking.

Fox News, CNN and MSNBC all declined to carry Sanders’ speech, instead offering jokes about the evening while showing live coverage of Trumps empty podium while promising that we were all, “AWAITING TRUMP” and “STANDING BY FOR TRUMP.“ 

In Fact: EVERY OTHER CANDIDATE HAD AIR TIME EXCEPT FOR SANDERS

As if these stations couldn’t get any more corrupt, The Huffington Post’s Michael Calderone reported that the media have collectively given Trump some $2 billion worth of free air time.

Don’t be fooled by the media ya’ll. You can watch his incredible speech here & remember You ARE his media

Source

#StayWoke #FeelTheBern

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[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

High quality news reporting.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

[luxeandbougielifts-deactivated2]

That last part though…

[slobbaby-deactivated20170425]

Aye

[bellaxiao]

Clinton’s and Bush’s kids wore expensive clothes all the time. Is this a problem because it’s the Obamas? After all she’s POTUS’ daughter, what is she meant wear? A potato sack?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hofessorx]

All I can think of is that tweet about how we aren’t a species designed to last

[thedaytheearthmisunderstoodstill]

You’re Cruz'n for a bruisin

Ted Cruz, the Zodiac Killer, before murdering someone (via gobiasinc)

[heimaey]

[anchorbabyvevo-deactivated20160]

This can’t be real, yet it still somehow can in 2016

[latinasuccubus]

Beautiful

[yunmengdemonbros]

ARE U TELLING ME THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEND

[sunfortune]

this is a great summary of the american school system, take spanish for four years and you’ll be able to ask someone “where is the library?”

[anxiousyetepic]

Nope, his Spanish wasn’t even that coherent. Mostly just stuttering.

[headofrothchild]

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the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

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one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here.  i really love @dril. 

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it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

[solarsquared]

This is my favorite post, I am so glad I found it again.

[dustbats-deactivated20170918]

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

[ten-and-donna]

Literally crying

[pursuitofhappinessss]

this is my favorite post on this website

[humansofnewyork]

“I want to be an engineer because you get to mess around with technology and help people. But first I need to get better at long division. One thing I’d like to do is make cheaper prosthetics for people in the army. One day I was bored so I googled them and saw that they cost $3500. Maybe I can make them the same way but with recycled materials.”