Crazy? Weird? Maybe. @crazyweirdmaybe - Tumblr Blog

‪My body, my choices. Please let me and every women in this world be. We're humans with our own mind. We can make our choices. We don't need you.‬

comradesaucegay

reblog this if you know in your heart that SASUKE UCHIHA should have been crowned EMO KING and not EMO PRINCE on deviantart in 2005!!!!!

sizvideos

A pediatrician shows how to calm a crying baby (Video)

ladycreep-deactivated20201127

Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.

kween-geetaaa

I do this to my son and it works lol

sharmakeswife-deactivated201809

Reblog to save a parent

the-headless-king

Reblog to save a concerned uncle who has no idea what the hell they are doing. (E.g. Me)

i-will-always-kneel-for-smut

Two eggs, four yolks…

Damn, that’s some @sixpenceee, shit.

technicolorlovr

My coworkers say that if you open an egg with 2 yolks it means you’ll have twins!

sixpenceee

The Real Deal

by Andy Weir

“I tell ya, it’s the real deal!” Ray said. “The real deal!”

“Oh yeah?” Bobby replied. “Tell me more.”

“She’s the most amazing woman I’ve ever met!” He snatched his cigarettes from the coffee table. “I mean, we’ve only had one date, but wow! I never met a chick I could really talk to before, ya know?”

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larsona-is-me

I’m not crying, you’re crying

outerspaceisfun

This was really good. Normally I can sense plot twists. I never expected this

grumpy-white-girll

WHAT THE FUCK. I WASNT TRYIN TO GET SAD TODAY DAMMIT

angsty-alibi

FUCK 💔😭

galakta-knight

oh my god

twelvemiddlenames

You gotta fuck me up this early in the morning?

canislupusboofs

WELL SHIT

norval17

Ow my feels

sixpenceee

Pictures of Japan during the rainy season look like they are straight out of a painting. This is where I got it from.

nobelshieldmaiden-blog

Damn that’s beautiful.

sixpenceee

Crimson Peak: In the aftermath of a family tragedy, an aspiring author is torn between love for her childhood friend and the temptation of a mysterious outsider. Trying to escape the ghosts of her past, she is swept away to a house that breathes, bleeds - and remembers.

The Visit: Two siblings become increasingly frightened by their grandparents’ disturbing behavior while visiting them on vacation.

The Witch: A family in 1630s New England is torn apart by the forces of witchcraft, black magic and possession.

It Follows: A young woman is followed by an unknown supernatural force after a sexual encounter.

Housebound: A young woman is forced to return to her childhood home after being placed under house arrest where she suspects that something evil may be lurking in the house.

Creep: When a videographer answers a Craigslist ad for a one-day job in a remote mountain town, he finds his client is not at all what he initially seems.

The Babadook: A troubled widow (Essie Davis) discovers that her son is telling the truth about a monster that entered their home through the pages of a children’s book.

The Conjuring: Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren work to help a family terrorized by a dark presence in their farmhouse.

Sinister: Washed-up true-crime writer Ellison Oswalt finds a box of super 8 home movies that suggest the murder he is currently researching is the work of a serial killer whose work dates back to the 1960s.

Goodnight Mommy: Twin boys move to a new home with their mother after she has face changing cosmetic surgery, but under her bandages is someone the children don’t recognize.

silentleigh

I’ve seen 6 of these and they were excellent!

olivia-moved-deactivated2013021

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

prozdvoices

Naming the main character your name in a video game

naruhinax

do you ever just have those days where you feel so happy and everything is going really well but then out of nowhere your mind decides to remind you neji’s dead and it’s just like: