Bad Jokes, Alcohol, & Progression: My Triforce

[twelvemiddlenames]

I was raised Catholic, but I was molested Baptist

Sean Rouse

[justbadpuns]

So this guy was walking his pregnant dog on the road when suddenly his dog starts giving birth right there! Shortly after an officer pulled up and said “Sir I’m going to have to write you a ticket” Baffled the guy asks what for. The officer replies “littering”

[anti-radfem-deactivated20200528]

stop using the term “people of color”

using the term “people of color” is just as othering, demeaning and racist as the term “colored people.” i don’t care who coined the term or who currently uses the term. hell, i’ve even used it (because it’s well known and easy to use) but that doesn’t change the fact that the modern term doesn’t really differ from the old one.

you want to stop being grouped in with the worst of your gender/race/sexuality? start by not using the term people of color any longer. if you’re talking about a black person, call them black. the same goes for every other race. if you believe white isn’t the default, then begin make it so with the language you use and go on from there.

[ewdaddy]

Then what term should we use when referring to all non-white individuals?

[anti-radfem-deactivated20200528]

I suppose you’re going to have to start listing.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It’s better than generalizing literally every other race.

[nosarcasmforyou]

Same applies for “brown people” tbh. Don’t use that phrase.

[twelvemiddlenames]

“People of Color” is just “Colored People” with a different hat.

[iamnmbr3]

So, you know the bit in TFA when Bucky, despite the fact that he is strapped to a table in a HYDRA torture facility, lights up and smiles so genuinely when he sees Steve, and then Steve clasps Bucky’s face in his hands because he still can’t quite believe he’s real? That was gay.

[beardedchrisevans]

Chris Evans talks about his mustache pornstache

[twelvemiddlenames]

Chris Evans in porn? Please. No. Don’t. That’ would be awful.

[shitpostempire]

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[shrlockstrk-deactivated20180822]

What I mean when I say I like a villain:

I like their story

I like their motivations

I like their skills/powers

I like their intelligence

I like their quotes

I find them interesting

I like their relationship with other character(s)

What I definitely don’t mean when I say I like a villain:

“They’re just misunderstood”

I’m defending every single one of their actions and I think they’re 100% innocent

I’m a dumbass who doesn’t know that they’re a villain

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

That feeling when you realise

The Juggernaut only showed up in the third act of Deadpool

Yet

He was still in the movie longer than he was in X-men: The Last Stand

And

they STILL put more effort into getting his character right

Than X-men the Last Stand did

Basically what I’m saying is put Ryan Reynolds in charge of the X-men franchise

At the very least the results would be entertaining

And also more comics accurate than anything that’s happened in the X-men movies to date that wasn’t about Logan, Charles and Erik (Or “The only three characters who matter” as the Fox executives who were in charge of these movies like to call them)

[twelvemiddlenames]

That’s all I could think. “Jesus, this is SO much more well done than X3″

[sixpenceee]

The hand of a sea captain branded with the letters “S.S.’’ for slave stealer, as punishment for trying to help slaves escape from Florida to Massachusetts, 1845.

[buttercream-gang]

Mark of pride.

[twelvemiddlenames]

[sixpenceee]

US dollar notes redesigned to honor science, rather than presidents. Design by travispurrington.com

[theglitterdark]

Ooooh! Yes. Much easier to tell the dominations apart. I hate having to use US cash. Euros may look like monopoly money but at least you can tell, at glance, what you have in your grubby mitts.

[twelvemiddlenames]

Yeah I guess the huge numbers on the bills make it really difficult to tell which is which.

[susiephone]

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

[twelvemiddlenames]

No, it’s a good technique for inspiring good method acting if it’s done right. Maybe if the director did it right that movie wouldn’t have been better.

[horrifying]

via weheartit

[pussypoptarts]

I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??

[allthestarsareclose]

[skarchomp]

“uggh I can’t believe people are horny for Venom of all characters” do you…are you not aware of who Venom is like…as a character….a concept…Venom is the fuckiest character in Marvel history..this is literally the least surprising outcome

[skarchomp]

Venom is an alien slime that bonds to you physically and emotionally and transforms you into a muscle monster with huge teeth and a three-foot tongue and you’re SHOCKED that people want to get in on that? do you live in a cave?

[gunshyghosts]

[kaijuno]

I got a circle doorknob fuck w/ me robot bitch

[largishcat]

he’s a good polite boy who opens doors for his friends!!! stop hating!!

[twelvemiddlenames]