Caesar Salad

[creamycaesar-blog]

Anyone up for a RP

[hopelessroyalty]

“Now that’s bullshit.”

[creamycaesar-blog]

"Alright. I'm sorry. I can't tease you?"

[hopelessroyalty]

“Yep peace out, I gotta do princely things, not be sexually harassed ‘kay thanks—”

[creamycaesar-blog]

"I was kidding! I'm 20, and you're like a baby."

[hopelessroyalty]

“I’m so exhausted it’s not even funny.”

[creamycaesar-blog]

"I can make you exhausted."

[destiniesforevertwined-deactiva]

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[hopelessroyalty]

“I heard masturbating can help that.” Alex get your mind out of the gutter for once.

[creamycaesar-blog]

"Don't listen to this idiot."

[okarin-kun-blog]

I know this isn’t very mad scientist of me, but one of my lab members made me. So I decided to make a blog… Or something. I know the organization will be onto me now, but I have no choice.

- El psy congroo.

[creamycaesar-blog]

"Oh, looky here. It's Okarin~"

[creamycaesar-blog]

KURISUTINA WILL BE JEALOUS, BUT I, MAD SCIENTIST OKARIN, WILL PLUNGE ALL 20 INCHES OF MY MEATY DICK STRAIGHT INTO YOUR CRACK, PENETRATING YOUR ANUS AS IT THROBS VIOLENTLY, SO MUCH THAT IT CAUSES A MAGNITUDE 10 EARTHQUAKE, BUT YOU GROAN IN DELIGHT.

IM FUCKING CRYING OMG I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

[creamycaesar-blog]

so shall we do the frick now or later? ;)

Hot damn bb now.

[upsidedownsubway-blog]

“You don’t know what a pokemon is?!”

He grinned. “A pokemon is a type of animal..thing that can be used to fight against other pokemon. Some people catch them just to keep them, and some people get them for battling but, for the most part, it’s really fun!” 

[creamycaesar-blog]

"It sounds like fun. You've got any of those animals you can spare me?" The Italian spoke with enthusiasm. He has no clue what a 'Pokemon' is. But, he sure as hell would like to give it a try!

[consumedwithcontempt]

Sweetheart? Rather than mention the nickname, Saki decided to stick around for a little bit. “If you say so, I’m just not used to people well…giving out a greeting like that. I take it you’ve been harassed by other people?”

[creamycaesar-blog]

"I apologize for my rudeness. Nono, I haven't been. Luckily." Caesar put his hand on his hip. The Italian should know better than to greet a lady like that.

[creamycaesar-blog]

ceruleanking said: your virgin dick obv

You're so mean to me.

[consumedwithcontempt]

“…I’m sorry, I’ll just go back then.”

[creamycaesar-blog]

"Oh no, sweetheart it's fine."

I just don't get why people follow me I am such a loser.

[creamycaesar-blog]

comsumedwithcontempt started following you

WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE COME FROM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

[faesylveon-deactivated20191106]

[ceruleanking-deactivated2014041]

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. I’ll reply with your total score! First name: Nickname: Gender: Nationality: Relationship status: Likes: Dislikes: Random fact:

and if you get 5 right you get a prize

[upsidedownsubway-blog]

“Nimbasa. You’re on the battle subway, but…it seems like you don’t have any type of pokemon on you,” Emmet blinked, staring at him curiously. Though his smile never left his face. “How’d you get on the subway? You can only get on if you have pokemon…”

[creamycaesar-blog]

"P-pokemon? What's that?!" He looked around the subway car?? and back at Emmet. Caesar had no clue what was going on at all. "I don't know how I got here. The last thing I remember is blacking out."

[upsidedownsubway-blog]

“Oh, well, you’re in Unova! I am Emmet,” He repeated. It was always a habit to say his name more than once in a converation. 

[creamycaesar-blog]

"Hello, Emmet. So, what's in this land here? I come from a place called Italy."

[deceivingfairy]

Dodging carefully, the teen started to laugh. Canting out the old fashioned words; “Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss— wait, no, that’s gross. I’d never kiss a human like you!” And with that, he he flew off. Careful not to hit the ceiling, but also high enough so the other couldn’t just grab him. “Have fun getting your flesh torn apart~!”

[creamycaesar-blog]

The stubborn male cursed at the boy. He quickly jumped up, almost missing the ledge to the building. He pulled himself up and looked at the ground below. Hmmmm....I guess I'm lucky I can jump as well as I can. They're already gathered at the ground. Looking around, he also realized that there has to be other 'creatures' that can fly. He ran his hand through his hair in an annoyed manner. This child was such a nuisance.