* 𝙸𝙻𝙻𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙸𝚂𝚃 ! @createsillusions - Tumblr Blog

You can now find Cam over on @illusinae. However, instead of deleting this blog like I originally planned, it will remain up. A lot of hcs are on here anyway + I don't feel like mass reblogging them, so.

See ya over there 💕

#ooc.#psa.

PSA

Well, here's the post I'm sure y'all were expecting lmao

I'm putting this blog on an indefinite hiatus. I love Cam more than anything, but I have no desire to write him or even talk about him. I can't even log onto this blog without feeling nauseous or just...gross. For the time, it's better for me to just stay off of here. I don't know if I'll come back here, but I'd hate to just abandon Cam. I'll give it a little while, and then I'll make another post when I decide.

However, I will still be on @kiwiloved. Some muses are currently being removed/added from there, but if I'm active it'll be on there. Love you all. 💙

#ooc.#psa.

I wish I could say when I was coming back here but I honestly don't know if I will at this point.

#ooc.#at this point i just highkey wanna die and I'm a bad writer so i shouldn't be here anyway #so I'm highkey considering just. deleting. bc no ones cares lmaooo

how many brain cells?

you have like half a brain cell on a good day

you share a brain cell with someone else and you never know when you get to have the brain cell. it's always a surprise and sometimes you have to fight over it

Tagged by: @mythvoiced

Tagging: whoever sees this bc i don't wanna tag pfft

#hc.#ig its a hc idk lmao #n e way time to dip ✌

oh hey. i havent been here for three whole days pfft

#ooc.#tbd.#cam's muse is nonexistent so. i won't be here for a while longer. rip lmao

tess-herondale

#musings.#oh rip

Yancy

This kid was wild! He had nearly scoffed at the idea of a game of Battleships, but now look at them! It was taking a lot of effort not to crack up at Cam’s dramatic reaction to this.

“I thought I told youse not to put ships together! This is what happens when youse don’t hide ‘em ‘cross th’ sea. But fine. If youse wanna give up, then I’ll glady accept youse’s surrender. It’ll be th’ only way to stop th’ bloodshed on th’ seas.”

"You did tell me not to put them together, but I just assumed you were messin' with me! I dunno, I thought you'd try to cheat or something. ...And, like, you clearly are cheating since I'm not winning."

If Yancy thought he was being dramatic now, he'd be in for a treat if they ever played Uno. Cam considered himself quite the expert when it came to that, so Yancy wouldn't stand a chance against his dramatics or his amazing Uno skills.

Sure, the reason he never lost was because he realized he was about to lose and conveniently got distracted enough that whoever he was playing with eventually forgot about the game, but no one needed to know that.

"Okay, fine." He raised a hand to wipe nonexistent tears from his eyes. "I'm torn up about it, as you can see from the copious amount of tears, but...I'll surrender this time. But only because I'm concerned about the sea! I mean, all the fighting and floating corpses can't be healthy for the fish. It's best if we stop before we traumatize them, y'know?"

#ic.#new challenge: how dramatic can cam be

stilesedit

Okay, I brought you some foo -

#self.

“ What a basic bitch death. ” (theauthorlives, Yancy)

"Basic bitch death- You're the one that did it! Dude, you've sank this whole ship and the passengers. No game of Battleship has affected me this much. Your D7 killed this poor ship. Killed it to death! I don't think I can play anymore. This game is too depressing..."

#ic.#cam being upset over a tiny plastic boat is something that is way too relatable tbh

“ What a basic bitch death. ” - talking about how thanos absolutely wrecked him? maybe? 😂

"You took the words right out of my mouth, man. Obviously I wasn't there, but I've heard the stories and, like...I'm honestly impressed that it was so simple. Seriously, it's like some sixth grader didn't know how to continue a story so they killed someone off for shock factor..."

#ic.#marvel v.#my saltiness over the Russo's treatment of Loki came out 😔👌

cllthcmcmcs

Unus Annus Sentence Starters, 15/?

“ We are attached to our mortal coils by the thinnest of silver threads. ” “ All the coolest people I know, I was afraid of. ” “ What a basic bitch death. ” “ You fall down the stairs, you break your hip. You fall outta the sky, you break your nose. ” “ I guess that’s more of a footnote versus ’ oh, he was struck by lightning! ’ ” “ Bears’ll fuck you up. ” “ It’s a duel where someone’s gonna die. ” “ As my hero, Sonic, said, ’ that’s no good ’. ” “ A swordfighting duel is gonna be way more badass. ” “ The bear will catch you, but at least you’re in a comfortable-ish place. ” “ If you’re getting eaten by a shark, you’re in the open ocean. You’re in the shark’s domain, baby. ” “ It’s like a party. ” “ That’s the greatest way to die ever! You were already dead! ” “ We just gotta make it to the deadline. ” “ Now you know how far away the bears are. ” “ How much ramen does this guy have?! ” “ They’re just making baked potatoes! This is not some life hack, this is just how you make baked potatoes! ” “ Now we just need fire. ” “ Don’t play with fire. ” “ Am I gonna get shocked? ” “ You tried to kill me. ” “ Do you have a higher powered battery? ” “ This is bullshit. ” “ Do we have a balloon? ” “ If the sun is bright, then you put glasses on, and it’s not as bright anymore. ”

#memes.

cllthcmcmcs

Unus Annus Sentence Starters, 12/?

“ This is what caused my drinking problem. ” “ Who knew ___ was a god of boxing? ” “ Do not get in a boxing ring with ___. She will destroy you. ” “ Do not fuck with ___. ” “ It’s like the wild west of medicine. ” “ Sit. You’re my patient. ” “ As if doctors exist. ” “ Oh, I’m naked~ ” “ There are books… weird, right? ” “ You could search for a brain, you fucking clod. ” “ I think you just want me to take my shirt off. ” “ You’re cured! ” “ Feels good, right? ” “ I can’t have my neck touched. ” “ I’ll bite your fingers off. ” “ Do you think that I’m more handsome than ___? ” “ You don’t wanna kill him, do you? ” “ Relax, it’s a massage! ” “ Harder! ” “ Today we’re gonna make that dream come true, ___. ” “ What’s the point? We’re all gonna die. ” “ Don’t you wanna look your best and feel your best before the day of doom comes to you? ” “ Before death comes knocking at your door, don’t you wanna look hot? ” “ Life’s just a feeble struggle against time. ” “ But I wanna look bangin’ while I do it! ”

#memes.

awo

never underestimate my ability to not give a fuck. no matter how little you give a fuck, i give even less of a fuck. i’ve run fresh out of fucks to give. are you looking for a fuck? i don’t have any. try next door.

#musings.#i- yeah