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[joe-moi]

*ahem* Is this thing on? 🎤

We're not dead! We just don't have the time to keep up with this very often.

What's been going on? Someone get us up to speed.

[joe-moi]

am i gonna get jumped if i say joe is playing the same characters?

you might, but I think that’s a reasonable thought.

[joe-moi]

sorry to be that person but his wig in cold storage is so awful

haha! It’s okay! As fans we do not have to like his wigs or even his movies. Tbh I don’t know if I’d like cold storage. It looks a little….Nickelodeon zombie movie to me

[joe-moi]

have u been at the pop up when joe arrived?

I was not there when he showed up. Honestly I was so tired from the Aftershow and the festival I went home and slept after I got merch

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guys like jk is still a man at the end of the day. if he hooks up with 23 yr olds there is like nothing we can do? and I mean that wholeheartedly. like unless you know him personally, we can't change that. bullying him on insta or Twitter will not do anything.

if you hate it, stop supporting him. this is literally all speculation, and I hate defending men like this, so that should tell you something. none of this is saying it isn't icky but the only thing in your control is to stop being a fan or wait for more info.

also like I don’t care. If he dates someone in their 20s whatever. It really doesn’t hurt my life at all. Like obviously don’t date someone in their teens that’s gross and weird, but if the person is like 23…whatever Leo

[joe-moi]

if anything the girlies should listen to this advice: if you're in your early 20s and a GROWN man like, I mean 30s and up is coming up to you. Proceed with caution!!! Not all men are slimey and out for nefarious reasons. But some of them like that you're young and inexperienced and will use that to their advantage.

I had a man older than me and cute ask me my age at a show, and I look younger than my 31 (thanks genetics! and expensive creams). The look that man gave me when I said 31 was red flag enough. He said "oh" and then ran away.......

Listen to your elders!!!!

this is true! Also I can say I think most of us that are now out of our 30s had interactions in our 20s with men who were older. I know I did.

[joe-moi]

people being mad that people who went to the popup shop spent their money on so much would probably shut up if most of it ends up in the online store later on. i know id probably go into some credit card debt for even half of what was there.

I left the pop-up a little bit before it ended, and when I left, there was still a ton of stuff there. And the only way I could see it not ending up online as if he does a pop-up at a different festival.

really the only stuff that sold out was at least from what I saw the bandannas (which were also at the festival, so there could be leftover bandannas from the festival) and the old stock merchandise.

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"But also I work full time, get paid well, and am financially irresponsible."

🤪 so relatable. Lolol this is me. Impulse buying sho and post animal tickets is a thing but ...I make those dollars. No one is in charge of how spend them. But I make them.

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yea it’s nobody’s issue but my own. And people spending hard earned money on this stuff and showing it off can come off as braggy but I promise you they are just excited and likely will regret it a bit after. Buyers remorse

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https://www.tumblr.com/joe-moi/790967469852491776/also-the-rumours-about-the-23-year-old-started

This isn’t a valid excuse. Men also do terrible things, is that just what they do? I think dating someone of that age difference is a bit gross. That’s a power struggle especially because he’s famous.

and again, we can’t control it. We can think it’s gross or whatever we want but nothing we can do about it

[joe-moi]

joe just wants to let his freak flag fly why are we silencing him #poopstains

more power to him! Stay away from me if you leave skid marks

[joe-moi]

The shit stain allegations came from a comment section on a TikTok, not DM.

It wasn't from a "hook up." Allegedly it came from a maid who worked at a hotel in Seattle where Joe allegedly stayed and when she was cleaning his room-that was on his sheets. I honestly think this is a continuation of the very boring, unfunny joke that has been doing the rounds for weeks on Twitter that "Joe smells."

Also, I think a lot (if not all of the blinds) on CDAN have come from a spurned fan. They read like fan fiction. I also find it a bit coincidental that a lot of the blinds on CDAN have followed, almost to a T, gossip that has been posted here with zero evidence. I definitely think it's some bitter fangirl posting it for shits and giggles.

or not even a bitter fan girl, just a bored one. It all sounds made up. If you’re lucky enough to hook up with ant celeb and I highly doubt you’re going to very quickly and easily post about it online.

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tbh with all the shit that appeared about joe on blinds and dm it feels like he pissed someone out of his crazier fans and they’re just saying whatever shit that floats their boat

it definitely feels like all the wild JQ stories that floated around and were totally made up

[joe-moi]

joemoi this is why we need you i didn’t even know joe had shit stains allegations on his head

people are saying it was on duexmoi but I never saw this information

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Also the rumours about the 23 year old started because someone has made an assumption (on here) that because the "friend" of the girl is 23 that the girl, herself, must be 23. When people can have friends of all ages.

Also for a hook-up, I'm not even that surprised/shocked, to be honest. I doubt he's looking to seriously date someone so much younger-but for a hook-up, I'm not that alarmed.

I also don't think it's that big of a deal if he is chatting up women in their mid-20s for hook ups? Like, they're not children, and I'm not saying I'd love it if he turned into Leo DiCaprio but all the women he's been publicly seen with dating have all been age-appropriate-late 20s to 30s.

I literally was dating this guy recently that I met on bumble and he was 34 and he asked me how low I put my age requirements on bumble. And I told him for me personally I only go down 5 years but up 10. And he was like I go down to 22 and up to 36…..that’s just how men do it. It’s gross sometimes but they are men.

joe seems to have a good head on his shoulders and good supportive friends and family. If they were concerned they would probably make it known. But it’s also not our business.

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the dm posts about him in bed are funny as hell bc i lowkey only believe the dirty part

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he looks like he might not wash his hair often but I doubt he leave dookie stains on bedsheets….that feels rather hard unless…..you know you’re doing butt stuff

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Let's talk about the person who seems to be stalking joe and the pa boys and their families

oof I’d rather not get deep into it, but it’s weird. I look at their page last night and just don’t do shit like that. You aren’t friends with them and their friends. you’re a fan and there are boundaries that need to be upheld by everyone.