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I’m sorry… was that meant to be a joke, because it wasn’t very funny, darling. I mean, aside from the obvious fact that you wouldn’t be my type, I am pretty sure I would just shove ya in a cab if you started to make a complete ass of yourself.
Of course it was a joke. Clearly, you wouldn't be asking me on a date, I'm out of your league.
Oh boy, this evening is just starting out so perfectly....
I have hot chocolate too, don’t fret. Plus, I can give you a towel and a new shirt. We should be similar sizes and while it won’t get rid of the problem entirely, it’ll help you avoid a cold.
You're amazing, thank you!
Just be careful with the leather. You’ve been in this country how long? You should know that having an umbrella around here is a must. Normally I would have minded my own business, but I can’t afford to have my pet sitter getting sick. Sure I could find someone else but then I would have to go over instructions again and this is less of a hassle.
Yeah I just didn't think to grab an umbrella, and I didn't think it'd be such a heavy rain. You live, you learn.
Normally I'm not vain
Totally it’s like your ranking of who’s awesome. I even made an actual one with pen and paper. Granted I made this when I was ten so some of the names have either been scratched out or changed places. I’m pretty sure spongebob dropped a couple of spots.
You don't say.... and if you were to make that list now, who would you have on it?
No one died while Ah was off on a coffee run did they?
Ye won’t ever catch me sayin’ tha’. Not tha’ it’s not true, ye just won’t catch me sayin’ th’ actual words lass.
Well I hope you can say it...or else that coffee may be flying right for your head.
Read any good books lately?
At least then you can say that you tried to watch them if anyone were to ask.
That is very true, and then my nerd cred can go up all the more.
Read any good books lately?
Well yes they are very long, but The Hobbit one’s aren’t too bad, you could always see them.
I suppose. It doesn't hurt to give a try at the very least.
No one died while Ah was off on a coffee run did they?
Oh good that mean Ah won’t miss any of th’ action then. Plus it wouldn’t look guid on me record tha’ Ah hav’ ahigh mortality rate. There’s only so many times Ah can change school records before someone catches on. Want a coffee or did ye just come here cause ye couldn’t go another day without a look at this face.
Obviously the second one. Duh! And don't play it like you haven't missed me too.
Normally I'm not vain
Really?! thaa’s rather unexpected, I was just expecting a yes with an if or no with a but. I didn’t think it cause any making people pink. I suppose it’s rather an odd question to ask someone out of the blue. So what do you think Taylor would I make your cool blokes list?
Do people actually have a cool blokes list? Clearly, if I had one, you'd be on it, but I didn't know that was a thing.
Hey brat, what are you doing out with no umbrella? Get in the car, I’ll give you a lift to the school or would you rather be monster food?
Well, I was taking a walk... the rain wasn't supposed to come this quickly. As much as I would love to be monster food, I can't let you live with that guilt, so a ride would be fantastic.
… you okay?
Fine. Perfect. Just got out of the shower.
How about some tea then? I have a bunch of different flavors and it’ll warm you right up.
That sounds fantastic actually. I'm not much of a tea drinker, but anything is better than sitting here just drenched.
"Why, exactly, is that? Last I checked, you were in fact eighteen, which is the legal drinking age—— and I, am not a teacher. Besides, who is more likely to look after you and make sure you don’t end up in a slammer; me, or your mates?"
I'm just saying, if you're going to ask me a date that getting plastered on alcohol could make things rather awkward. I can be loud and way too honest if you get enough drinks in me, and it could lead to some very embarrassing situations for you.
Yeah, I feel your pain. Lovely day for a walk, huh?
Definitely. Very refreshing. Also... very cold.
“Would anyone be interested in going out for some drinks? My treat, of course.”
That could be a little awkward. Not gonna lie.
Normally I'm not vain
But I just have to know,
That sort of question just makes me instantly turn pink.
