ayyy lmao

◼ Hi! I'm Elliot!  ◼ He/him ◼ Queer ◼ Formerly @simp-4-jesus ◼ My discord is Creature 🤡#1666 ◼

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[kscotter]

[mens-rights-activia]

Cowboy Rap!

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[aliciavikander]

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[skluug]

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

[spacee]

you tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him

[ampervadasz]

[hdot-mokoriri]

I hit a lot of water drops!💧💦💨 (4x speed)

たくさんの水滴に当たったよ！💦💨 (4倍速)

[mangonetics]

Joe Biden slips up during a speech and accidentally says "everypony" to the entire nation

[savethewailes]

Just floatin

[apeshit]

saw a cool lizard that let me get super close for pictures

[mortalfateishard]

Went to my friends house and her bearded dragon Dmitri threw a fit until he was positioned in his favourite window

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[iricressent]

You know he had to put you on the fastest available route

[lesbdar]

what if😳😏 we were on the fastest available route👏🤭 and our destination 😲😛 was behind us🤔🤪