Pretzel Pretz

I'm a fancy 4 year old bearded dragon living with two roommates. I really dig roaches, grubs, and worms. A side blog all for me.

[pretzelthereptile]

Trying to escape while the janitor works on cleaning up the place.

[pretzelthereptile]

“How were your services mister Pretzel?” said the cat. 🐈‍⬛

[pretzelthereptile]

Getting ready for a summer peel.

[koraxmarinus]

beardirito

[ohthatdragon]

Tegu camouflage ikea rug

[thejaymo]

LIZARD!

GANS + Templates = Golden Age for new memes

[camuscomprix]

Head inspector of the lawn does not like how it touches his belly

[yeahponcho]

keeping a close watch over the worms… make sure they’re not up to no good

[titkoks]

“this lizards like the weeping angels from doctor who”

[circuscraz]

Can we talk about my good boy please. He likes cuddles and is a handsome boy. I am so proud TwT. His name is Flick btw, named after the Animal Crossing character.

[francescointoppa]

Incontri sull’Olivagno in fiore

[koraxmarinus]

that beer belly….

[starrose17]

She is a triangle.

[frznpizza]

Pierogi 🤍

[pretzelthereptile]

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. 😬

[pretzelthereptile]

We are exploding at the neck, chin, and under carriage. 🤯

[joshpeck]

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