False Dichotomies

they~them//Slytherin//xxix//bi, fly, and ready 2 die//fight me behind a dumpster over my faves

[softlenaluthor]

“MM MY GOD” - charles boyle

[is0p0ds]

Cannot believe the horse is back in the hospital

[charl0ttan]

types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

[pavelchekovswig]

Me: oh my god

Melchior Gabor: *crouched on top of the ceiling fan, hissing* GOD ISNT REAL

me: *swatting at him with a broom* how did you get in my house, get out

[showbizndentertainment]

Chappell Roan and John Mulaney post a new video from the set of SNL.

[riverlarking]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

LMAO I just found out that it’s Stress Awareness week.

[catgirlcaliphate]

Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress.

[whump-it]

I am SO aware of stress right now.

[longnuts]

Anything going on today lol

[mrsterlingeverything]

no baby go back to bed

[fairycosmos]

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

[ophielosing]

I really really want a navel piercing

[anthonycrowleymoved]

bojack: *says something stupid in an interview*

princess caroline, knowing she’ll have to do damage control:

[christensen]

so, why do it then?

[bidoctor]

swarkles moments 9/?

[baby-yoda]

You know the greatest loves of all time are over now

[crowley-anthony]

laura’s endless list of favourites ● ships ➼ barney stinson & robin scherbatsky “This woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. And there have been times when I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling, and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I’m hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her.”

[actualreyofsunshine]

[timbradford]

You lied to me, and if we’re gonna be in a marriage and trust each other, you can’t lie to me. Ever. Really, well that’s just great, because in case you haven’t noticed, these last eight years, lying is what I do best. I’m a magician, Robin. Misdirection and deceit are my stock and trade.