st4rsandsp1rals

“if i cannot climb, i will grow”

[azule-star]

It’s been a year since the reveal of Mariana Sofia Ibarra being the Pit Girl. But there was once a time where she was just Mari

I miss you Mari 💔 come back please

[darlingofdots]

people who definitely know that Hollander and/or Rozanov have A Thing With A Man (of variably certain identity):

various dentists

hotel housekeeping staff

the kid who works late shifts at the drugstore where Ilya buys condoms (often) and lube (less often)

cleaners and laundry service employees

a kid on vacation with his parents in Vegas bored out of his mind because he's 14 and not allowed in the bars or casinos at their hotel and he's really hitting the grumpy teenager phase so he's pissed at his parents because he wanted to go birdwatching in the desert and instead he's on the hotel roof at night pointing his sick-ass binoculars (which he bought himself with money he earned by mowing their neighbours' lawns for a year) at the surrounding buildings and oh look there's two people making out on that rooftop terrace—wait, isn't that the guy from the Rolex ads?

Janice at the grocery store closest to the Hollander cottages who knows damn well that "David's boy" doesn't eat Nutella

the Voyageurs' nutritionist knows Hollander is fucking someone working for the Bears because he might not log it as sex but even Hollander doesn't actually do extra cardio after a game

employee at an airport phone repair kiosk in Chicago who was checking Ilya’s battery specs when "Jane" texted him "If I win you suck my dick first"

one of the parents at Game Changers Hockey Camp who is a couple's counsellor and a bit too good at her job

Gerry (78) three doors down from the Hollanders who has lived in his house since he was born and has made it his solemn duty to know everything that goes on in his neighbourhood

the owner of the bespoke jeweller's shop once Shane Hollander purchases the second ring, which is identical to the first, and a plain gold chain

the apprentice of the bespoke jeweller's shop a week before that when he recognises the ring he watched his boss make for Shane Hollander sitting on Ilya Rozanov's bare chest in a post-game interview on TV

[bitchass97]

I need everyone to STICK WITH ME ON THIS ONE

In an alternate universe:

Ilya Rozanov: Marley I have something really important to tell you. I have hidden a secret about myself for a long time. You are one of my closest friends, and I hope that knowing this doesn’t change anything…I’m bisexual

Cliff Marlow: (visibly confused) yeah…I know that???

Ilya: what? How did you know???

Marlow: Dude you don’t exactly hide it

Ilya: What are you talking about????

Marlow: yeah dude you speak Russian all the time. You have an accent. It’s not that crazy

Ilya:…

Marlow:…

Ilya:…

Marlow:…

Ilya: THAT IS BILINGUAL YOU IDIOT-

[hr-rep]

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

[hr-rep]

@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY

[piwonplaylist]

fem hollanov time

[dottysdokis]

also the way shauna declared that they actually had so much fun out there immediately juxtaposed with the others clearly crying while they're eating and conspiring behind shauna's back to get rescue. like no girlie that was just you

[noblehouseofgay]

"I asked chat gpt" yeah well I asked my grumpy ass house elf and...well he called me a slur, but he's still better than ai

[svetaroses]

“What did Hayden ever do for Shane” he was his friend!!!! He came up and said “hey I want to hang out with you” and was excited when Shane said yes!!! Hayden jokes around with him!!! He’s the first person Shane invites to his house!!! They have fun together!!! Haydens family loves Shane and he considers them family too!!!! They’re BEST FRIENDS!!!

[khmelisuneliart]

all that remains

[bitchass97]

My Shane is an enabler. He’s gonna roll his eyes and tell ilya to fuck himself, but he loves that shit. He’s icing Ilya injuries after a fight barely hiding the fact that he found it funny. He’s providing information for chirps. He’s joining in on the fun cause he loves his husband. Idk man I just don’t think Shane, who fell in love with the NHLs biggest asshole is gonna be annoyed when he’s being an asshole.

[gurlsrool]

have we considered the possibility of Shane and Ilya being at a fundraising event put on by the Centaurs and there are retired players there. One was their star center when Shane was a kid and Shane gets SO flustered talking to him. Ilya’s just standing there, watching his husband blush over a tall, brash hockey player with curly hair and he’s like …you’re kidding me

the guy walks away and Shane tells Ilya that he had all the guy’s posters as a kid and he was soooo obsessed with him. Ilya’s like “uh huh. yeah. I’m sure”, simultaneously offended and so turned on by the confirmation that he’s the epitome of his husband’s type

[piwonplaylist]

fem hollanov time

[piwonplaylist]

fem hollanov time

[piwonplaylist]

fem hollanov time

[piwonplaylist]

fem hollanov time

[lilylikeswords]

@heatonice I have no self restraint and too much free time. I apologise... (there's also a baby Ilya and an adult Ilya now)

[chubby-cry-baby]

shane hollander surprised people came to his birthday party, shane hollander worried about what group he’s going to be in for projects, shane hollander talking teachers during lunch instead of classmates, shane hollander getting married to ilya rozanov and having a place in every room he’s in now because he’s going to be beside ilya obviously!!! i fear childhood loneliness never leaves you