Phil: * trips up a little *
Dan: honestly phil is so clumsy and always having accidents he must be protected * clings onto phil *

Product Placement
Not today Justin
Stranger Things

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One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
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trying on a metaphor

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hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever

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Phil: * trips up a little *
Dan: honestly phil is so clumsy and always having accidents he must be protected * clings onto phil *
beach
sounds like something a vampire would say
“I am not a vampire hahaha”
“Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…”
i don’t think i’ve ever related to something so deeply in my entire life
me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea
nature
i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont
then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]
Then it’s like a month later, and I’m just sitting there like, if I never speak to them maybe they’ll just forget I ever existed.
Periodic reminder when this kind of post comes up that being my friend means never having to say “sorry i dropped off the face of the earth for a few weeks/months/years” there. I get it. I promise. I vanish sometimes too and then get all avoidant about it. I’ll understand if you need to do the same, and I’ll be here when you come back. Team Weird Avoidant People Who Are Sort of Terrible At Friendship But Trying Really Hard needs to stick together.
This.
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THIS GAME IS TOO BLOODY HARD
Dead. 😂
reblog if you’d like a picture of phil smiling in your inbox, i feel like bringing a little sunshine in the phamily’s life! ♡
phil: what is something that flops more than anything else in the world?
dan: *glares at phil while thinking perverted thoughts*
phil: we were that.
both: laugh hysterically
literal marriage
dan: (softly, like a child asking if something is their fault) do... do you feel like that was me not doing a good enough job? be honest...
phil: i think... i think you were pretty bad that time.
dan: (literally fucking screaming) yOuR'E sUpPoSeD tO LiE!1!1!!!1!1!
“I’ve never taken a photo of another youtuber without them knowing”
I Nearly Blinded Myself
Phil has the ability to just floof Dan’s hair whenever! WhENEVER!!1 outrageous!!!