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Forbidden rat: possums

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

sator-the-wanderer

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

ansonmount

The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!

c-bassmeow

me after one activia

keyblademasterconnor

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

yumearashi

Reblog if you want Jaime Lee Curtis to come punch your local homophobe

kesskirata

🎶 Activia 🎶

natalieironside

Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

natalieironside

Steve: "Hey Nancy I wanted to apologize for--"

Nancy, cocking a gun: "Wall's haunted."

anxietylord

Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon

ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated201

someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is dying

kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021

spend less on wigs

No

1993 / 2022

Dr. ELLIE SATTLER, Dr. ALAN GRANT, Dr. IAN MALCOLM

poetry-protest-pornography

They’re all hotter?

grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo

They’re all hotter.

hariheart

They ARE all hotter

underwhelmingalchemist

There's something so unironically funny about the fact that Tumblr is latching onto Jonathan Harker, a character from a work of fiction from 1897, as their new blorbo. Like there are all of these new, exciting pieces of media and Tumblr is like, no, I want the dumbass with a paprika intolerance and unhealthy dedication to his real estate career

angels-heap

Just saw a very serious tumblr post refer to adults age 25+ as “older adults.” I am begging you kids to go outside and interact with diverse groups of people. Please. It’s for your own good.

angels-heap

The human lifespan, according to tumblr:

Birth to 17.99999999 years: Child. Doesn’t matter where you fall in that range. You are a helpless, innocent child.

18-approximately 21 years: Adult. Full internet privileges!

21-25 years: Sketchy adult. You can stay, but you’re on thin fucking ice.

25 years to end of life: Senior citizen. Old fart. Washed up has-been with nothing to contribute to society who should never socialize below their age bracket. Also probably a pedophile.