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this is EVERYTHING
I have never seen a more perfect post for my blog that I didn't make myself
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we're not kids anymore.
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Is this anything
this is EVERYTHING
I have never seen a more perfect post for my blog that I didn't make myself
Enemy encounter: Dire bacteria.
They're twice the size of regular bacteria.
Reminds me of my idea for slimes being giant bacteria the size of a man who thrive in an oxygen sparse swamp in my world.
Other area features include:
-dire mosquitoes the size of a man
-huge mushroom trees like those in ancient earth.
-giant swamp frog-dragons with inch thick skin and an immunity to all bloodborne diseases to be able to safely hunt the dire mosquitoes
Do you like white border cards?
I’m not a big fan of them. I think it washes out the art.
I do not know who you are, markrosewater. I see you on my dash every day and I scroll past you. PLEASE politely excuse yourself or so help me I will eat the ceramic tile floor from my best friend's restroom.
He's a lead designer for Magic The Gathering. Either you need to say not interested more or you have been looking up card games
A slime might say "goop morning"
And then it reads the morning oozepaper
Of course, that's only if you see one in public. They only frequent diners where they truly gel
This was a Patreon Request
I dunno. They clearly command a large fleet of pirates, so surely they could be chucked by one of their cannons.
You misunderstand my dear friend. The commander of the fleet does not get chucked by the cannons, they do the chucking.
My umamusume oc who was prompted by a dream about a horse with the same name.
YOU GET A PORN BOT AND YOU GET A PORN BOT WE ARE FUCKING SURROUNDED BY PORN BOTS
I used to purge them but the blog has grown too big, I frequently wonder how many of my followers are porn bots
* Looks at his own hands *
A... Am I, a porn bot?
* Starts to shake uncontrollably *
Nah you’re good, I’m like 98% sure you’re not a pornbot, jury’s still out on android though
giving me an idea. mournbot. leave a comment somewhere and a bot replies to you with a funeral date.
Would it be funnier if the bot rolls a random future date and attributes it to the person it's replying to, or if it's historical obituaries?
POKÉ-MAY Day 24-Woobat
Please spread the word
The Anti-Fishmael?
living in a world where any person whos funny on the internet can become a microcelebrity is fascinating because on the one hand it means we've got all these streamers and youtubers and indie creators with no PR team or training who quite understandably dont handle that level of attention with grace sometimes, especially if they got launched to fame as a literal teenager. on the other hand i think some fans become TOO aware of that and start going "cmonnn theyre just a little guy you cant hold them to Standards" and im like. well thats still a human person who is making a substanial living as a public figure while being an asshole. theyve been an asshole for years. at some point it feels like this guy is getting paid to be an asshole.
I think it's all a matter of scale. One's mistakes are directly proportional to the attention they pull. The more influence you have, the more responsibility you shoulder. The "Just a Little Guy" pass expires around 100k subscribers.
100k is too high a cutoff. It's easy to compare that with someone who gets a million and say it's nothing, but that's literally a city full of people watching the person.
I'd personally place the benchmark in the early thousands with an exception for rapid growth. If you post consistently to ramp up to 1k over multiple months, you need some accountability. If you get 5k subscribers from a post going viral after previously getting 20-30 views a shot, I'll give more grace to not handling fame.
Thurs 21, 2026- various characterization studies of Katelyn
Give me.
Animals to draw.
Yes I will allow your fantasy beasts.
Just no individual characters.
A trapped boy for your consideration?
The funniest part of contemporary american christianity is definitely the "my disney-focused travel agency is actually a ministry" part. You are not serving god you are serving the mouse
Something something "no false idols" or whatever
gets mad because lack of an orb and bites the wall once and doesnt let go
The cookies are eluding you, Bee. How cruel of them.
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Wait. MY WALL
Sweet! New [miouse] door!
hello to the two other people in the world who like both ninjago and mtg
my dumbass forgot to give cole his legend crown please ignore that
You posting this made me realize that all the og ninja+lloyd are straight up the same colors as the color pie.
(Also, blue/red hybrid mana Nya?)
A big thank you to gay men in Japan for creating Bara.
Without them, it would be difficult as hell to sift through all the bishonen that come up when you search up "anime man" to find references for a larger body type in an anime style.
A big thank you to gay men in Japan for creating Bara.
Without them, it would be difficult as hell to sift through all the bishonen that come up when you search up "anime man" to find references for a larger body type in an anime style.