CK

Expect art, a little writing, and a whole lotta nonsense

[m--rtyr]

Is this anything

[ghastbones]

this is EVERYTHING

[creeperknight170]

I have never seen a more perfect post for my blog that I didn't make myself

[mrsshadowknight]

This one's a bit of a doozy, but for those not on aphtwt, there's been a sexiest aphverse man tournament. Every single round Laurance would lose by a wide margin before snipping the win at the very end until he came out on top. All while he won aphblr's own tournament here. To celebrate both the win and the real thrilling end closer approach, here's some art to celebrate that umazing achievement!

[bluebirdo16]

Ladies, gents and nonbinary friends,

I thank you all for all the votes over the last many weeks.

And now we are at the pinnacle of it all.

Whoever wins this will be the official sexiest cube of Aphblr.

So, without further ado:

Aphmau Sexy Men Contest: The Finale

Travis McD

Laurance McD

Voting ended onJul 21

[creeperknight170]

If laurance wins I'll redraw my idea for vintage shoujo love interest redhead laurance and post it.

If travis wins. Idk. Someone send a link to pm's inbox?

[creeperknight170]

I'm a woman of my word.

[creeperknight170]

Wyverns before class

[lowpolybunstudio]

10 seconds off deadline and I’m suddenly in a philosophical crisis about time, effort, and my life choices (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

anyway… I did finish it 🎮✨ it exists. it runs. it has pixels.

if you’ve got a spare minute, feel free to poke it on itch.io

rating the game: 7/10 if you squint rating my timing: -3/10

Game

[creeperknight170]

Saving for later

[molabuddy]

does anyone have the pokemon sun and moon(?) screenshot of dialogue options thats like 'i like something i can't mention!' 'i like bad things!'

[molabuddy]

FOUND IT. how it feels

[somanyreblogs]

What is the in game context i wanna know

[creeperknight170]

Looks like a random npc question in festival plaza. The side mode gives random questions and requests you can fulfill in exchange for points you can use in the plaza facilities for stuff like super training and exp grinding.

[bluebirdo16]

Ladies, gents and nonbinary friends,

I thank you all for all the votes over the last many weeks.

And now we are at the pinnacle of it all.

Whoever wins this will be the official sexiest cube of Aphblr.

So, without further ado:

Aphmau Sexy Men Contest: The Finale

Travis McD

Laurance McD

Voting ended onJul 21

[creeperknight170]

If laurance wins I'll redraw my idea for vintage shoujo love interest redhead laurance and post it.

If travis wins. Idk. Someone send a link to pm's inbox?

[creeperknight170]

Hey. Can we affirm AI accusations first instead of assuming "blurred background = AI" and making definitive claims on social media? @ the creator and ask for answers before you say whether it actually was or not.

Making claims without proof does no one any good.

[creeperknight170]

Btw, not saying you can't say it "looks suspicious". Just that you should yk, say it looks suspicious without jumping the gun.

[creeperknight170]

Hey. Can we affirm AI accusations first instead of assuming "blurred background = AI" and making definitive claims on social media? @ the creator and ask for answers before you say whether it actually was or not.

Making claims without proof does no one any good.

[itsapmseymour]

Reblog with a game series you haven’t or won’t play,

But will listen to the soundtrack on the regular.

[creeperknight170]

The official final fantasy lofi remix albums are wonderful sleeping music

[bluebirdo16]

Aphmau Sexy Men Contest Round 3 Part 5

Garroth McD

Leif

Vylad McD

Voting ended onJul 7

Due to an uneven amount of parts, this one will be 1v1v1. This also happens to be the last part of Round 3, so go get your votes in!

[creeperknight170]

Vote!

[probablybadrpgideas]

Enemy encounter: Dire bacteria.

They're twice the size of regular bacteria.

­

[creeperknight170]

Reminds me of my idea for slimes being giant bacteria the size of a man who thrive in an oxygen sparse swamp in my world.

Other area features include:

-dire mosquitoes the size of a man

-huge mushroom trees like those in ancient earth.

-giant swamp frog-dragons with inch thick skin and an immunity to all bloodborne diseases to be able to safely hunt the dire mosquitoes

[markrosewater]

Do you like white border cards?

I’m not a big fan of them. I think it washes out the art.

[alcohoelicroach]

I do not know who you are, markrosewater. I see you on my dash every day and I scroll past you. PLEASE politely excuse yourself or so help me I will eat the ceramic tile floor from my best friend's restroom.

[creeperknight170]

He's a lead designer for Magic The Gathering. Either you need to say not interested more or you have been looking up card games

[ros-sauce]

A slime might say "goop morning"

[ros-sauce]

And then it reads the morning oozepaper

[creeperknight170]

Of course, that's only if you see one in public. They only frequent diners where they truly gel

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon Request

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

I dunno. They clearly command a large fleet of pirates, so surely they could be chucked by one of their cannons.

[creeperknight170]

You misunderstand my dear friend. The commander of the fleet does not get chucked by the cannons, they do the chucking.

[creeperknight170]

My umamusume oc who was prompted by a dream about a horse with the same name.

[satan-offical]

YOU GET A PORN BOT AND YOU GET A PORN BOT WE ARE FUCKING SURROUNDED BY PORN BOTS

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I used to purge them but the blog has grown too big, I frequently wonder how many of my followers are porn bots

[astrally-obligated-cancer]

* Looks at his own hands *

A... Am I, a porn bot?

* Starts to shake uncontrollably *

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Nah you’re good, I’m like 98% sure you’re not a pornbot, jury’s still out on android though

[war-without-stability-aids]

giving me an idea. mournbot. leave a comment somewhere and a bot replies to you with a funeral date.

[creeperknight170]

Would it be funnier if the bot rolls a random future date and attributes it to the person it's replying to, or if it's historical obituaries?