Excuse You?

I'm 25 years old, female, I speak 7 languages, spaghetti makes me vom and I love everything horror. Here I will post/reblog: - Youtubers - Horror/paranormal - Funny things - Whatever I'm currently obsessed with Feel free to inbox me!

[princesstigerbelle]

Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys

[classichorrorblog]

Critters Directed by Stephen Herek (1986)

[cuntroversy]

Rupaul with Kurt, Courtney and Frances Bean at the VMAs

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s something almost impressive about anti-vaxxers being so stupid they’re a danger to the global population.

[babyanimalgifs]

Starting the day with an Otter

[oxfordcommaforever]

Oh. My. God.

[whateverwaythewindblows]

It’s like a cat snake and I want an army of them

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

I C A N N O T breathe

[wdwpres-deactivated20190130]

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

OH MY G OD

[socialpsychopathblr]

[things-that-are-great]

Life hack

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)?  Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it.  You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.  

[dareyoutoread-blog]

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

[redpandamemes]

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

[anagram-robot]

‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

[kiwi]

[memewhore]

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[thenatsdorf]

[toldentops]

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

[just-shower-thoughts]

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

[onlyonecanbeking]

Hold yourself before I wreck you

Headphones recommended when in public.

[antiorder]

me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for

[just-shower-thoughts]

We were all born an atheïst.