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media literacy died dead the day i found out that people thought santos stole the scalpel to stab langdon

#like yeah babes that sounds logical #trinity santos my favourite homicidal maniac #as someone who watches grey’s anatomy you guys are watching TOO MUCH grey’s anatomy #trinity santos #frank langdon #the pitt

saw someone say trinity santos was a bad person and i had to actually connect with nature for a moment so i didn’t explode them with my mind

#orange tree thoughts #i just actually #like #no #trinity santos #the pitt

kailey would be one of those people who gets called on stage at zara larsson concerts to dance to ‘lush life’ with her and she’d flaunt it over dr shen for years afterwards

#this could also go vice versa tbh #kailey needs a doctor who’s silly with her and shen is the one #also like zara larsson is lit

icl i do think !!SOME!! people out there are just watching heated rivalry to fetishise mlm relationships…

#NOT EVERYONE #just some people #like idk guys #i haven’t seen it personally but i see a whole lot of women going feral for the sex scenes #and that seems uncomfortable #heated rivalry

pure and holy sam briefly dating a demon and creepy, mildly demonic jane briefly having a thing with an angel makes me giggle

#jane and anna i love you dearly #jam endgame but #there can be Intervals

he is stable: leaving my eczema alone and putting the prescribed cream on it

you are deep: clawing the skin off my legs every ten minutes

#the concept of developing eczema as a seventeen year old #fml #eczema

being autistic and also simultaneously deaf as fuck is a weird experience how is everything too loud and too quiet at the same time??

#like yes i’m tweaking in overstimulated #but also i can’t make out a word you’re saying #dont ever take me to a restaurant

my brother ate the dinner i wanted so now i have to not eat anything ever again and rage for the rest of the evening and also cry

#i like to overreact #“oh there are five dumplings you can share!! NO I CANT THERES FIVE #I DON’T LIKE ODD NUMBERS #fuck you rufus #evening ruined #and now i’m hungry

perplexi123

if ur ever wondering what im doing chances are im looking at memes and laughing at my phone hysterically

#retweet #haven’t reposted a lexi post in a while guys i had to lock in #no slackers around here

when i’m having a good day and then i realise that one day, either me or my brother will have to die first and that means that either i have to leave him alone or that i have to live without him, and suddenly nothing’s funny anymore

#i’ll actually throw up dont even

gonna release a betrayal list like kanye one day

#they’re gonna roll it out on parchment like in a royal court

having the same interest as someone is so uncanny because logically we should be friends but, in actual fact, i am going to be driven instinctively and violently away from you, like when people point two of the same magnets at each other

#like no go away get out of my club #i want it to be just me in here #stop it before i cry #we’re opps now and i don’t even know why

“b-b-but i’m fourteen :(“

i started wp at 14 with no planning skills, ass edits and the social interaction skills of a LEMON and i still soloed you unoriginal losers. you’re falling behind the curve so lock in, get your own ideas, and stfu ❤️

#targeted #like lol imagine being soloed by DS!era me #i had no wifi but at least i got reads xx

rip declan lynch you would’ve loved jamie dutton and kaz brekker

#overlapping some random niches here #i see the vision and that’s what counts

my school wants me to do an extracurricular wdym wandering around on the verge of tears during all my frees doesn't count

#wdym that won't get me ucas points #babes i do it so well

i personally think i should be able to block everyone ever but they should not be allowed to block me ❤️‍🔥

#orange tree thoughts #like dont hide from me guys #let me in #please xx

the people yearn for creme-de-la-clem

you are right lexibee (i hope) i need to lock in and post on this account more 🙂‍↕️ perhaps this is a reason to finally let my instagram story function rest and post my brain vomit elsewhere...

#lexibee is incredibly wise guys #she is also always onto me #“spit it o-” AHHHHHHHHHHH

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