#orange tree thoughts

[creme-de-la-clem]

saw someone say trinity santos was a bad person and i had to actually connect with nature for a moment so i didn’t explode them with my mind

[creme-de-la-clem]

i want to live in a hole underground where i cannot consume any media or blue light and all i can do is dig or stare at the dirt walls and there are no random internet responsibilities and perhaps i would also become mute and adopt a dormouse

[creme-de-la-clem]

i feel like we should refer to opps in a more medieval fashion. they had better words for stuff back when the normans were roaming idk. i need to call people scheming and conniving.

like, begone from mine chamber??? thou vile wench???

[creme-de-la-clem]

i used to be bitter about more stuff but then i had to stop bc

1. that shit requires both energy and effort, and i am the laziest person alive

2. nobody likes bitter clementines

[creme-de-la-clem]

there’s no function. just me, my laptop and my life-size cardboard cutout of james dean.

[creme-de-la-clem]

film gcse grade boundaries are an absolute joke wtf do you mean i need a 92% for a 9??? GET OUTTTT. you're giving me an hour and a half to write 6 essays and you want me to get a 92%?? are you having a laugh rn??

[creme-de-la-clem]

i need to stop saying i’m not gonna do stuff bc i think it just makes me do it even more.

“i’m not gonna write a hunger games fanfiction—” 💥 BOOM 💥 isha marin

“i’m not gonna write a harry potter fic—” 💥 BOOM 💥 fic concept

“i’m not gonna give matty a love interest—” 💥 BOOM 💥 love interest coming soon

[creme-de-la-clem]

i’ve got that dog in me 🥶💯

(i get excited at squirrels)