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THIS BATTLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
Send “FIGHT!” and I’ll fill out the fields below as if our characters where fighting in a fighting game!
Intro Quote(Versus): Intro Quote(Team Up): Taunt: Special Attack: Assist: Ultimate Attack: Ultimate Team Attack: Win Quote(Versus): Win Quote(Team Up): Lose Quote(Versus): Lose Quote(Team Up): Knock Out Quote(Team Up Self): Knock Out Quote(Team Up Partner):
( back again because I have almost nothing fleshed out on the ice cream truck hitman au but if anybody is interested at all and wants to join me on my ridiculous adventure feel free to add me on discord if you don’t already have me added!
( alright the more i think about it the more i want an AU with Roxas as an ice cream truck driver moonlighting as a hitman/baby driver. i’m being super cereal. idk how i’m going to write this but by golly i’ll think of something
Hello, hello, hello! Are you ready to do what all the KH trailers keeping telling us to do and connect?
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( hi i disappeared from tumblr for like a month :’D
“Wait, does omegle still exist?”
Using his own second-hand knowledge of using Google, Roxas was able to find the answer! “...Trolls. Trolls and sex role-play. That’s what it is now.”
“This is some real fetishy shit.”
“...I know the leather coats are a bit niche, but they’re to help us navigate portals of darkness. Stop making it weird.”
“I’m making a fucking mess.”
Roxas turned his back for a second--“I’m not cleaning that up!”
@bzrkcr from here
“...I don’t know? That’s rough, buddy.”
※ JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. XII ※
starters from jenna’s 11 most recent videos! feel free to change names/pronouns/zodiac signs/etc.! more jenna sentences
I TRIED FOLLOWING A JAMES CHARLES MAKEUP TUTORIAL
“This is me inviting myself to a party that no one invited me to.”
“It’s gonna get super… probably worse.”
“Nothing says beauty guru quite like a white and black checkered flannel shirt.”
“It’s gonna be okay, alright? You’re gonna find your person.”
“Oh, bitch, that does not work for me.”
“When did you make that?”
“Oh, my old-ass skin is crying.”
“I’ll just use my kit of brushes that I accidentally lit on fire one time.”
“My too much gene is very excited right now.”
“Don’t know what those numbers mean.”
“Oh no… oh no, it’s gonna get worse and worse.”
“Something doesn’t fucking add up, okay…?”
“I look like a half-eaten apple on a road trip.”
“Bless you and your young, beautiful skin, cause this is not a good look for me.”
“Look me in my eye right now. If you were sitting next to me, and we were just having girl chat, and I was like, does this look okay? You better be like, bitch, no.”
“2018 needs to be the year of all the eyebrow elitists to just fucking stop it and understand that my eyebrows are never gonna do what yours do.”
“How do you guys not make a mess when you do this?”
“Oh my god, I have that…! Just kidding, I don’t have that.”
“Does this look like an M441? Fuck, I don’t know what an M441 looks like…!”
“What you’re not gonna do is verbally abuse me during this process.”
“I feel like this is going bad.”
“Is this too far? I don’t know when to stop. You know I don’t know when to stop…!”
“I look like I need to go to the doctor really badly… today…”
“I’m an artist, and I invented this.”
“How do you stop yourself?”
“It’s just so fucking beautiful…”
“That doesn’t look too hot, uh-oh.”
“If you saw me, would you call the police?”
“I just want to hug him, is he okay…?”
“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”
“I really tried my best, and I think it looks good.”
GIVING MY BOYFRIEND A BRAZILIAN BLOWOUT
“Don’t start sentences and not finish them, I hate it.”
“Say the word escape.”
“No, no no no no no no no, get out…!”
“Here’s what you’re doing, you’re saying, here are my buttons. Push them. And I’m sitting here like, I like buttons.”
“If you do that in the other room, I will film it, you little shit.”
“I went upstairs to go get my brush, and he was standing there with absolutely no bottoms on, and said, you gotta be bottomless to get to the top.”
“Some will say it’s a success story, some will say it’s a lifestyle.”
“Can you ever just sit still, I’m doing your hair…!”
“I care about you so much, but I don’t know how to help you.”
“Whatever the story is you’re telling, I know it’s a lie.”
“I’m actually highkey impressed with myself, I thought this was gonna sort of end badly.”
“I don’t know how hairdressers have any patience for people like that.”
“I decided I don’t like doing your hair.”
“Damn, girl, you fucking did it, it looks so good…!”
“I wanted to nitpick it, but it looks goddamn fantastic.”
“Don’t spend it all in one place.”
“This is… this is the stress grip.”
“I don’t know what I just said in Morse, but I definitely said something.”
REVIEWING BAD APPS 5
“That’s just… really not good.”
“Why did you have to take a picture of him while he was angry?”
“Is it $3 worth of fun?”
“Oh, stop, I’m having terrible flashbacks…!”
“I’m having a nightmare.”
“Thank you for sharing, that’s a terrible fucking app.”
“This is some real fetishy shit.”
“Functionality’s definitely there.”
“I wanted to watch live sharks.”
“This is actually insane.”
“There’s no way this is the whole game.”
“It’s like someone walked up to me and stole $10 from me.”
“I love your hands…”
“Is Jesus gonna give me my $33 back?”
PUTTING 200 FAKE NAILS ON ONE NAIL
“Oh, I don’t know if we can beat that.”
“You need a lot of Jesus.”
“I’m gonna glue a fuck ton of these together.”
“It could get a little wonky.”
“No one make fun of my finger, or the fact that I like to pick at it, y’all can fuck off.”
“I can’t get my fingers apart…!”
“Is that the nail queen…?”
“That’s what I like. I like that aesthetic. It’s my aesthetic.”
“That’s not aesthetic. That’s jut weird.”
“What have I done? Have I messed up already?”
“Don’t come in here with your Aries bullshit.”
“What’s the undo button?”
“I love when people look at the Internet, and they’re like oh, it’s just a place for dumb shit. Yeah, you’re fucking right, it is.”
“It looks like it’s also asking you why you’re doing this.”
“I’m gonna burn my finger.”
“This is turning out to be a lot more difficult than we thought.”
“This is really fulfilling a lot in my soul.”
“This sound… I love that.”
“Painstaking is sort of the general theme of your ideas.”
“It’s so hard to do anything.”
“It’s bothering something in my throat, like, it makes me feel like I’m gonna throw up.”
“Alright, get the fuck away from me.”
“It took for-fucking-ever.”
“Was this necessary? No. Did I need to do this? No. Does anyone ever need to do this? No. But I just wanted to see what would happen, cause I was inspired.”
“This is as long as I could get it without losing my absolute fucking mind.”
GIVING MY HAMSTER A HOME MAKEOVER
“I’m interested in doing it, I just haven’t sat down and done it yet.”
“This is going to be very weird the whole time.”
“So I got a bunch of stuff, and I’m trying to figure out what my plan is, because I don’t have one yet.”
“Be careful…! Just wait a second…!”
“You know what? We’re trying…!”
“You know what it’s not about? You.”
“Oh my god, why is he like this?”
“I nailed it. I’m good at stuff…!”
“I think it’s gonna look classy, and lovely, and beautiful.”
“I don’t want to measure it, I just want to cut.”
“Oh no, I fucked up…”
“I’m ready to go to bed, fam.”
DOING DOUBLE VISION MAKEUP
“I’m not sure I can do it. It looks hard. It requires skills I’m not sure I possess.”
“This is a place on my face where a pencil should never go.”
“This highkey fucking hurts.”
“That’s a look right there.”
“I’m so sad…”
“I’m terrified to fail at this.”
“I’m not that artistic. Like, I can’t fucking draw.”
“Wait, does omegle still exist?”
“Oh, shit, this is getting real…!”
“I feel like this is getting so bad.”
“I’m making a fucking mess.”
“I don’t know how to draw a nose…”
“It’s really not that bad.”
“I feel like this doesn’t look like hers at all.”
“It only looks good because they’re incredibly good at makeup.”
“It’s me, Spider-Bitch.”
“I wouldn’t exactly call it a success.”
“Why are you doing that, it’s 2:30 in the morning.”
“I’ll see you someday when we get married.”
“I just got exposed.”
“Congratulations on your future husband.”
“Well, I did it, I tried it…”
“Are you giving me a participation award…?”
CUTTING AND COLORING MY BOYFRIEND’S HAIR
“Guess who bought not one, but two pairs of haircutting scissors?”
“This is what genuinely makes me happy in life.”
“How fucking old are you?”
“Don’t put that paper in your mouth. Don’t spit it at me.”
“You understand that I have scissors today.”
“You’re not allowed to come here anymore for being disrespectful.”
“You have marker all over yourself, what are you doing?”
“I do not know how to cut hair, you know that.”
“I can’t help it, I’m dumb.”
“You’re signing your life away to me.”
“I went from fucking myself up to fucking other people up.”
“I feel like I’ve got a strong chance of this not coming out super great.”
“That says expensive and professional.”
“This is so fucking hard.”
“That looks pretty rad.”
“Don’t call it a comeback.”
“I’m still paying for that choice even to this day.”
“It’s… real home-done.”
“This was your idea.”
“Oh, bitch, this is fun as hell.”
“I’m so scared right now.”
“I feel like I would pay people to let me cut their hair.”
“This is a g-d mess.”
“It was a good, solid fucking try.”
“Fuck it. Fuck. It.”
“I don’t know how many times I have to tell you not to move.”
“It’s always good to have a plan B in life.”
“Those are my scissors, put them down.”
“Pay me for my fucking services.”
“What you’re not going to do is that ever again.”
MY DOGS EATING POPCORN ASMR
“Sometimes you just gotta do some weird shit, you know what I’m saying?”
“We just miss him a lot and it sucks.”
“It’s really a bad plan.”
“We’ve been slaving over it for hours. I’m kidding, it takes, like, 5 seconds.”
“Why are you sitting on me?”
PRANK CALLING IN SICK FROM JOBS I DON’T HAVE 3
“I’m ready to feel immense amounts of guilt for this.”
“My FitBit thinks I should rest, and I’m not gonna cross that.”
“You didn’t need to make it go on that long.”
“That’s not the worst advice.”
“I might be getting a horse tomorrow.”
“I’m gonna cry my eyelashes off.”
“I think tomorrow, I’m just gonna dedicate the entire day, morning to nighttime, to make that decision.”
“I’m on a quest to become a hairless goddess.”
“I have excruciating burns everywhere, so I can’t come in to work tomorrow.”
“What the fuck was that?”
“Do it. Enjoy it. Go eat your fucking food.”
“I’m panicking, Julien…!”
“It’s pad thai-m to stop.”
“I just wanted to make sure that you were having a good day.”
“You’re not forgiven for that. You’re never forgiven for that.”
TREATING MY DOGS LIKE BABIES FOR A DAY
“We got here just in time.”
“What do you think we’re doing?”
“He’s going to lose his mind.”
“This thing is way more confusing than it looks.”
“It’s gonna be mildly inconvenient for you, but everything’s going to be okay.”
“I think this is the day that he’s finally had it with my shit.”
“Why does he like this?”
“Look at this. That is disgusting.”
“What do you want to do? Just stand around and be nervous?”
“She’s just truly given up.”
“He’s enjoying himself, he deserves it.”
“He deserves to relax…!”
TRANSFORMING MYSELF INTO MY DOG
“I’m gonna really struggle with this.”
“You’re bad…!”
“Step one, I’m gonna take off my choker, and yes, you guessed it, when I take it off, my whole head will fall off.”
“I’m having flashbacks of when we did this before.”
“Why the fuck would you laugh at that?”
“Don’t tell me to stick it up there.”
“I don’t think this is right.”
“How did I fuck up already?”
“I’m gonna need a whole-ass shower after this.”
“I don’t know what’s going on…!”
“How do I fucking do that…?”
“It feels terrible, now.”
“When people ask you what your girlfriend does for a living, what do you tell them?”
“Oh, no, am I ruining it…?”
“I thought you believed in me…!”
“Get you a man who sort of supports you.”
“Oh, you’re so good for a person who’s not artistic…!”
“Honestly, at this point, I just don’t even know.”
“I’m asking honestly for a friend.”
“Stop judging me, I can feel you judging me from there.”
“What have I done…!?”
“Do you care that I did all this work?”
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axriea:
Not Sora
“How can you say that.” It’s not a question. It’s a demand.
“ …Ice cream can’t get you a job for munny. ”
Job. Munny. Roxas blanks. What?
“...Are you saying I need to get a job to get munny to get ice cream?” Ugh. War flashbacks to working for the Organization, as if that could honestly be considered a job...he understands that’s how things work, but in this economy?
But. But. Ice cream. “...Who’s hiring?”
axriea:
@crepuscularxrays
“ Ice cream can’t solve all our problems Roxas. ”
“How can you say that.” It’s not a question. It’s a demand.
(( time for a tag dump! ))
sin day asks: 9, 4, 16, 20
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crepuscularxrays:
Being from another timeline altogether, Roxas has no idea who that is.
“Huh?” He emotes his confusion intelligently.
“…My name is Roxas? I think I told you that the other day. Maybe you didn’t hear me. Or you’re confusing me with someone else. Happens all the time.”
❝ Oh, that’s right. My bad. Roxas. RIGHT, because I’m going to bother remembering one guy’s name out of too goddamn many within the span of a week.❞ The Ruff shrugs carelessly, feigning complete lack of memory.
Of course he remembers Roxas; Brick is just (to put in layman’s terms) a dick. ❝ If you’re here for emotional DAMAGE claims, you’ll have to take it up with my lawyer.❞ Being his fist, which he seemingly swings in the blond’s direction. He purposely misses and punches through the wall behind the shorter male instead.
Roxas was what Brick considered a friend bearable company.
Emotional damage. That’s funny.
Roxas doesn’t really flinch, but he casually moves out of the way anyway. Like this sort of thing might be normal, every-day, slice-of-life type stuff like he once lived with twelve (thirteen?) and-a-half-ish other men that liked to break everything.
“...What’s a lawyer?” It can’t really be a fist. Nothing gets past this guy. But he honestly doesn’t know. Nobody’s told him in his short life.
Sinday Asks
themusewhomuses:
1. Is your muse a virgin? If not, how old were they when they lost their virginity?
2. Are they sexually active?
3. When was the last time they had sex?
4. What was the most dirtiest place they had sex in? (Example: the public bathroom, the park, movie theater, etc.)
5. Do they masturbate often?
6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience?
7. Did they ever had sex when people were around?
8. Have they ever been caught having sex?
9. When was the last time they had a wet dream? Bonus if you can describe it as much as you can in detail.
10. Describe their expression when having an orgasm.
11. How long can they live without sex?
12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?
13. What’s their favorite sex position(s)?
14. What’s their least favorite sex position(s)?
15. Tell us about their sex fantasy? Things they want to try and do, but haven’t yet.
16. Describe the way your muse’s moan during sex. (Example: are they loud, are they quiet, etc.)
17. How long can they last before they cum?
18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?
19. Give us a sexcanon about your muse that not many people knows about.
20. Are they proud of their kinks? Is there a kink they’re too ashamed to share?
21. How old were they when they learned about sex?
22. How does their foreplay go down?
23. Is your muse dominant or submissive or both?
24. How does their afterglow look like?
25. Wild card: ask any nsfw questions you’re curious about for my muse.
