Hiatus.

Corporate mandated "Ask Blog" for C.O.G.S., Inc.'s widely beloved Chainsaw Consultant, Chip Revvington. NOTE: The views and opinions expressed by Mr. Revvington are those of his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or positions of C.O.G.S., Inc.

[crevvington]

(( Extremely fashionably late OOC post, but better late than never. Until otherwise stated, this blog's on Hiatus! Motivation's been tricky lately, and I've been feeling very low energy, so it'd be best to put this out here as a heads up. If you wanna still follow me, my main blog is @chiprewington! I also have a bluesky under the same handle.

[crevvington]

Did you hear about the boy who fell in the meat grinder?

He got grounded.

-dark humor toon

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Can cogs dream? Like sleep and have dreams? If yes, how’s your dreams?

Nonetheless, I do not sleep at all. Sleeping is just a way to pass the time. It does not energize us, nor is it even necessary, unlike with you lot. Refueling works fine for that purpose.

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Do you consider yourself a good person?

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If you were never a child then who's this? Third cousin twice removed???

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[crevvington]

i wanna know more about how cogs work, and i heard from an ask person talking about built in personalities

Do some cogs get forced to have their personalities change due to reasons like not cooperating or not working much(is it something similar to a lobotomy) or is that too 'inhumane'

Though the most powerful are not limited by the law anyway, so really, what does it matter.

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got any opinons on the marketable plushies graham buck and flint are selling?

[crevvington]

It's pride month Chip Revvington. You know what that means

[crevvington]

Every time I finish dealing with one of you, three more show up. You keep interrupting my work. I run further and further behind because of you every day. I have decided I have had enough. Once I get through this backlog, no more of this. Go harass someone else.

Like Mr. Payser. He would love the attention. Even the wholly negative kind.

(( Mr. Revvington's not getting outta this that easily, don't worry. We're just allowing him the false freedom of closing the inbox until we get through at least a good chunk of these asks. Definitely not all of them (just so we still have a small buffer once the inbox is open again), but at least enough to get through most of the backlog!

Since this will be pinned in the meantime, any new followers can refer to the actual Introduction Post to see what's up.

[crevvington]

what'cha got there in your coat mr

[crevvington]

FINE. Have it your way. *steals everything from your desk including all your paperwork*

[crevvington]

i don't know what it is thats making every other toon want to stick around with that godawful personality of yours but you deserve to have pianos dropped on your head

[crevvington]

Hey Mr. Revvington you haven't seemed to like it too much when people try to give you things, and it seems like trying to stop them isn't going to work, so is there anything you would actually like getting? Or at least something you'd be less upset by?

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Eat a snickers you’re not you when you’re hungry

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Wait, are you guys not rebuilt after you explode? Sorry if that's an offensive question, by the way. I'm simply curious.

And when insurance is the one thing standing between you and an untimely death, you best believe they will charge whatever exorbitant prices they want to charge.

[crevvington]

so uh... is that dead toon still under your desk? How would you even get rid of something like... that.