Stop, criminal!

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[crime-man]

https://youtube.com/shorts/MQH6V1AwpO8?si=JWgvm431wU2ifQl5

This is a link to a youtube video about a reimagining of Two Face. I think you’ll like him a lot

I like the half of him that isn't a murderer.

[crime-man]

tw: rape

…so how do you deal with rapists?

I'm rated T for Teen so I tend to avoid the subject.

[crime-man]

is be gay or do crime more important?

Crime is the goal. The motto.

Gayness is just who I am.

[crime-man]

You captured the fear I strike into my enemies' hearts perfectly. My hair is orange, though.

[crime-man]

Do you have a crime man car or something? If so what is it, is it like a giant windowless van that can kidnap cars? Or like a normal vehicle spray painted with your name on it?

I got an e-bike.

If I need a car, I steal it (but only from criminals, of course)

[crime-man]

How do you take these accusations?

(Link to original post: https://www.tumblr.com/agentwaffle/727015416870912000/im-gonna-say-it-im-sorry-but-crime-man-is-just?source=share )

You flatter me!

[crime-man]

hey i found a cool looking gadget on the shady criminal i just pickpocketed what should i do with it

Something helpful or something funny. Preferably both.

[crime-man]

Opinion on that native Australian that doesn't recognise any colonial court?

As a vigilante, I relate to his audacity and wish him luck.

[crime-man]

Are crocs Crime Man approved?

Of course. They're a wonderful distraction. I enjoy tossing them at my enemies for an extra kick (pun unintended) of distraction action.

[krystal-prisms]

You've been hit by

You've been struck by a

[dapotatoking277]

@crime-man's fursona/j

[crime-man]

*throws a potato at you and runs away like the goblin i am*

*catches it and takes a bite before throwing it back*

[dapotatoking277]

My child D:

[crime-man]

*throws a potato at you and runs away like the goblin i am*

*catches it and takes a bite before throwing it back*

[crime-man]

Opinion on the French?

I admire their experimentation and risk-taking when it came to devising new forms of government.

Can't say I admire their rampant imperialism, though.

[crime-man]

how would you react to a school shooting?

I shall target whoever and whichever has supplied the lethal weapons to the shooter to begin with. Legally or otherwise.

[crime-man]

Crime man what is your opinion on gay people

I'm gay.

[crime-man]

*Carefully hides my robotic wasps*

*uncarefully hits your hiding place with a baseball bat and runs away*

[crime-man]

do animals/aliens receive the same treatment for criming? completely random question

Depends on if they're capable of sapient thought.