congeal your gender

june!~ // 22 // she/it // deeply in love with all my friends // same as it ever was // please don't follow me if you're under 18

[totallynotwaffle]

never give up women. one day you too will turn your mutuals into girlfriends.

[totallynotwaffle]

oh yeah baby it's delete social media off of your phone time

[bpdohwhatajoy]

Being chronically ill in your 20s is stupid you have to see your peers like “started a family🥰” “got married😍” “bought a house😇” “scored a promotion😋” meanwhile you’re fighting for your life to take a shower

[elliespectacular]

When someone says they love you "for who you are" or "because you're you" that's not a cop-out or a non-answer. You are being told in no uncertain terms that you are loved for something that's not gonna change overnight. You can stop being funny. You can lose your skills. You can cease to be beautiful in the ways you currently are. But you can't stop being you. And therefore you can't stop being loved.

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie is continuing his inspection of my parents house

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[charl0ttan]

critical support for ben and jerrys because holy shit

[femtien]

what happened

[charl0ttan]

[homebrewhousehold]

OH YEAH WAIT ONE SEC lemme reblog this so i can find it easier on my phone. i get their ads on snapchat ALL THE TIME and they're so fucking awesome dude it's epic. one sec.

[homebrewhousehold]

ben & jerry's gives me hope. so so much hope that i desperately need.

[unwastelandunbaby]

asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

[pisboy]

pig egg

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

how much?

[hollowtones]

Pig Egg

[subspaceskater]

comm for @maji-alter ! :)

[m3m0r135555]

who agrees???????

[cyprozombiegirl]

soaking up the sun

[cyprogirlneverdies]

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

[zombie-jed]

[tamamita]

Yeah sure, try to forcefem me, but I'll get banned almost immediately, and when that happens, who is gonna draw your Airy fetish stuff, huh??? Checkmate, girls

[catgirl-metronome]

shit, she has a point...

[tamamita]

Yeah, see, I- HEY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

this passes peer review harder than anything has ever passed peer review in the history of peer review

[curlicuecal]

when my littlest brother was a toddler he was apparently under the impression that you could get meat out of an animal without killing it in the same way you could get milk or eggs.

he expressed this as "the farmer milks the cow and then he porks the pig"

[evilvillain123456789]

IKEA stands for I Kill Every Animal

[vullen]

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

[vullen]

future archaeologists are not immune to getting stretched