roguish behaviour

i'm just not talking about frigging men today. / rhymeswithemma(at)gmail(dot)com 

[mosquitogirl]

[crimeswithemma]

Delighted to scroll to the end of this post to find I’d already liked it at some point in the eternal sunshine of my spotless mind.

[sylestial]

Spring Truther Affirmations

spring is real

spring has happened before

spring will happen again

spring is coming

spring is on its way

it’s going to be spring soon

spring is not a myth

spring is not a false memory

[crimeswithemma]

Should I get this camp flag custom made for my 40th birthday party?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 2

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[crimeswithemma]

Ok, but DON’T do it with greasy hair; wash your hair and the thing you must do will immediately become demonstrably less scary and tiring.

[crimeswithemma]

2025 Selfies aka I Lived, Bitch

From top left: Tell your stylist you want to look like the mean seniors from Dazed and Confused; thumbs up selfies to reply to your friends who are in kindergarten and text you at 7am; golden hour is the only hour; cubicle life continues; old best friend made my new best friend; the old years blow back like a wind.

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[crimeswithemma]

One of us! One of us! (via GQ)

[poetry-written-in-blood]

[sharpbutsoft]

happy the days get longer starting tomorrow to all who celebrate

[sharpbutsoft]

happy the days get longer today! we did it gang

[gngerale]

HEATED RIVALRY, EPISODE 3 'HUNTER'

[crimeswithemma]

This is 39: contemplating a disco nap so I can be awake to watch the blorbos from my show smooch when the ep drops at midnight.

[guerrillatech]

[bewbin]

shits getting mad autumnal

[crimeswithemma]

I’m upstate at my parents’ house and it smells SO Halloweeny out tonight. 🥰

[mournfulroses]

Mary Shelley, from a journal entry featured in A Journal of Sorrow: The Diary of Mary Shelley

[gothicprep]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[lesbianboyfriend]

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

[crimeswithemma]

Admittedly I am a little stoned, but I had such a nice time at Superman, watching David Corenswet fly around in his lil red undies. Would recommend!