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[cascadia-is-calling]

[queenjemmas-blog]

[criminalelement]

I found a keycard...

[innercheesecaketragedy]

criminalelement:

[criminalelement]

Wait, is that your real name or are you flirting with me? 

You're a funny guy. It's my real name.

[criminalelement]

I found a keycard...

[innercheesecaketragedy]

criminalelement:

[criminalelement]

Drinking alone is what we call alcoholism, my friend. Which reminds me that I have no idea what your name is. I’m Tod. Howdy do. 

It could be argued that at least 95 percent of college students are alcoholics and you probably wouldn't even be the slightest bit wrong. You can call me Angel.

[criminalelement]

I found a keycard...

[innercheesecaketragedy]

criminalelement:

[criminalelement]

I haven’t hit up any bars either. You gotta have a good pub crawl party together, far as I’m concerned, and I’m still working on gathering a proper posse. But I’m sure there are great ones. Every town’s gotta have their debauchery.

Right! That's what I'm talking about. Drinking isn't something to be done alone. You need a group, otherwise it's every bit as sad and pathetic as it sounds.

I've managed to keep pretty busy without the boozing it up so far.

[beaconss]

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[criminalelement]

I found a keycard...

[innercheesecaketragedy]

criminalelement:

[criminalelement]

Aw, fuck that. Finding money in a wallet is basically the universe telling you to treat yourself. Blow the money. Get yourself somethin worth 75 dollars. 

You have a point. I'm all covered here. I don't have rent to pay, don't have to think about food or none of that crap since this school has got a killer meal plan.

And I still haven't checked out the bar scene around here. I wouldn't even know where to begin.

[criminalelement]

I found a keycard...

[innercheesecaketragedy]

criminalelement:

[criminalelement]

Sounds like a nifty find. Lucky has smiled upon you this day.

Hope there was some cash in that wallet too. 

Oh yeah. Luck and I go way back, super old friends really. And hell yeah, is any wallet worth it if there's no cash inside? I think not. It wasn't a lot, but this Angel is 75 dollars richer.

Enough to last me a week if I budget well.

[criminalelement]

I found a keycard...

[innercheesecaketragedy]

criminalelement:

[criminalelement]

Oooo mystery key cards. Gotta love a good mystery. Got any writing on it? 

For all I know, it could lead me to the answer sheets for every upcoming exam we'll be getting this semester. Which if that is the case, I could make mad bank off of selling that shit.

It's got the University name on it and a bunch of letters and numbers. I found the thing outside of the art building in someone's wallet. And before you ask, there was no ID.

[criminalelement]

I found a keycard...

I've got no clue what it goes to yet, but I'm making it my mission to find out. It could be something important and therefore something I'm definitely holding on to.

[camilleprevker]

72/100 pictures of Chloe Bennet

[criminalelement]

The art studio needs a window.

[thetalesof-flynnrider-blog1]

criminalelement:

[criminalelement]

I know a lot about shitty deals, I’ve dealt ‘em. But…I’m not liking this one so much. The probability of a zombie apocalypse is pretty slim to none. Therefore, you’d be teaching me shit I probably won’t ever get to use, while I’ll be showing you a good ass time. Hardly fair.

Thanks for that textbook definition, by the way. As far as vandalizing shit, I’d rather not get arrested for drawing on a bunch of stuff. Pretty lame offense. 

Ouch. I might need some ice for that burn. You know what you also don't use unless you go into engineering or something along those lines? Math. We'll probably never use half the crap they teach us in school. And playing with fire and smashing things is a lot more fun then math.

And I have to argue that point. Street art is far from lame. It might not be a big deal to you, but at least you get something in return. Thousands of people will be passing your art every day, and it means something different to every single person that sees it. I think that's beautiful. And do you know how many people get picked up and thrown in the cell for bar fights? A lot. That's what's really lame.

[criminalelement]

The art studio needs a window.

[thetalesof-flynnrider-blog1]

criminalelement:

[criminalelement]

I think you’re mistaken, babe. See, by your artsy know how, I meant you tell me how you were gonna defeat those zombies with your art supplies. No actual intent on being an artist. I learned long ago I couldn’t draw. So you might wanna rethink another type of incentive for me.

My interest’s still piqued, though. So humor me before I agree. What kinda laws we talking here?

You don't know what my plans are. For all you know, I have a warehouse full of zombies I'll be taking to you. One can't simply tell someone how to kill zombies with art supplies, one must be taught. It's no easy task, mind you. And if that's the kind of incentive you need...I'm not saying yes, but I'm not saying no. That's given you don't get eaten by zombies.

Vandalism, babe. Defacing of public property.

[criminalelement]

The art studio needs a window.

[thetalesof-flynnrider-blog1]

criminalelement:

[criminalelement]

I am in no way, shape, or form an artist, so please, do share your artsy know how with me. “Hella” flammable, huh? Well looks like you’re all set. Paint in the open all you like, haha.

You’re missing out. Thirsty Thursday is always an excuse to go out. I would know. Likewise, Miss Angel, you new?

I just got here two days ago. You want me to share my artsy know how with you? I could...but I need some incentive. You take me out for Thirsty Thursday to the best bars you know and then I'll show you my artsy know how.

Before you agree, how okay are you with law breaking?

[criminalelement]

[criminalelement]

The art studio needs a window.

[thetalesof-flynnrider-blog1]

criminalelement:

[criminalelement]

Deeeeeefinitely not the weapon of choice. BUT…you could use it as a distraction. Throw it or…break a canvas over their heads, paint them pretty, whatever works.

Sure does. Nightlife at Elias was always up to par. At least when I was here last it was. Name’s Scamp, by the way.

Okay, but get this. What if I was working with spray paint? I don't know how much of an artist you are, but spray paint is hella flammable. Carry a lighter with me at all times and I could light the assholes on fire. You use what you know.

I've yet to experience it firsthand, but maybe tonight's the night. Good to meet you, Scamp. I'm Angel.