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if u come across this account no you didn’t btw

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no erica x lisbon toxic yuri fics on ao3 broke something fundamental in me ngl

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havent had a single thought since february that hasnt somehow come back to lois btw

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cancelled my plans just in case you’d call // but if you ever think you got it wrong, im right where you left me

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hving a crush on ur friend is soooo annoying cant even be like yay i talked to my crush yeah ofc u did u fucking moron. my god

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this is sooo hcfvjovgm

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#some countries advancing to the next round bc of sheer luck but fuck it we ball!

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sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

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worst thing about m/f ships is that 99% of the time the guy will do something near unforgivable and the show will pretend they resolved it properly when in fact they actually didnt in any meaningful way

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obsessed with how van pelt constantly tattles on jisbon when they try to keep secrets from each other djdnsksn shes like i will NOT be a child of divorce

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a month after clois finally officially get married someone asks them how long theyve been married and clarks like oh about 14 years now. and lois is like No The Fuck We Havent.

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hes jealous of a fcking teddy bear………..

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the last scene in the mentalist i actually might puke

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all my ships are ragebaiter x ragebaited unfortunately

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what they dont tell you about having a m/f ship is that you will want thag guy dead 99% of the time

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everyone else in clarks life: what is your secret why wont you tell me dont you trust me i thought we were close

lois: PLEASE keep it to urself my godddd you need to work the mystery angle to get some rizz

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the people yearn for early seasons clois

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me saying rpf is a disease after seeing hints of the behind the scenes lore of early 2000s shows