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Shixiong!Shen Yuan thinking to himself after bonding with Luo Binghe: it's a shame I don't have any female relatives in this life who could marry him. Maybe I'll have a daughter one day, and she can marry Binghe, and then our bloodlines will be intertwined? Oh but any desirable woman who could be my wife would also want to marry Binghe, so I guess I'll have to stay single forever. I guess I could adopt a daughter? I don't really know if a good opportunity for that will come up... I know! I'll use that one Magical Plot Device Item to make a female clone of myself, raise her as my daughter, and then one day when she's all grown up she can marry Binghe and then Binghe and I will be in-laws and officially family! Although now that I'm thinking about it, I'm a modern man and I guess it is kind of problematic to raise a kid entirely so she can marry a particular man one day. I mean it's Binghe so it's not as weird or creepy as it would be otherwise, because naturally everyone wants to be Binghe's wife, I wouldn't even need to suggest it to her it would just inevitably happen. Still, though. Probably not the best thing to plan out... I guess we'll just have to settle for being sworn brothers? Kind of a letdown.

Shixiong!Shen Yuan out loud: Binghe, it's a bit sad that we'll never have a child that combines our bloodlines together, isn't it?

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Chibi but not so chibi

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sherbet-powder

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hotdemonlordsinyourarea

a self indulgent svsss fancomic written by @softlystarstruck and drawn by @inuyaoisha: coming to the internet near you at a sporadic update schedule

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hotdemonlordsinyourarea

in which shang qinghua gets a text

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Feeding koi fish

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how it started

how it’s going

this is all for your own good

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Pre-confession hualian is so funny, because for like, two books straight, their go-to solution for literally all of their problems was to just make out. Platonically. As bros do. Someone gets decapitated, and not even five seconds later, they’re rolling around, pinning each other down, making out on the floor, SO LOUDLY that Qi Rong thinks they’re being robbed. And they have the AUDACITY to assume both of their feelings are unrequited. Like dude- you’ve put your tongues in each other’s mouths MULTIPLE TIMES, WDYM YOU AREN’T GAY??? THAT’S NOT YOUR HOMIE, THAT’S YOUR HUSBAND.

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WHY DIDNT I POST THIS ONE I WAS COOKING...

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okay getting back to this:

shen yuan and binghe are tasked with getting rid of this shapeshifting demon that's been causing mayhem. they arrive at its hideout and binghe tells shen yuan to stay outside so they don't have to worry about getting mixed up - they also have a secret code they set up beforehand.

binghe wanders in and runs into a beautiful woman and goes yeah nice try and immediately tries to chop the demon in half. the demon panics and then takes the shape of this cultivator's companion who he saw earlier before they seperated

shapeshifter: shizun wouldn't hurt his disciple would he!?

binghe: *freezing in place*

shapeshifter: oh. ohhhh :)

binghe's heart racing as 'shen yuan' removes his layers and steps closer with a seductive smile. binghe obviously knows it's not his a-yuan but ... he cant make himself swing his sword on shen yuan's sweet face...

the shapeshifter is LEAGUES below binghe, it's extremely weak compared to the heavenly demon. but binghe can't even push it away when it presses its bare chest against his body and whines "shizun is bullying this disciple..."

(For a split second binghe actually considers it. Shen Yuan is outside, he won't see-)

Binghe just runs away and finds shen yuan at the entrance where he left him. His disciple is fretting over him, wondering why the protagonist is so freaked out??

Shen Yuan: I'll go and fight it instead-

binghe, imagining shen yuan seeing his own image half naked and realizing his shizun got so flustered because he's in love with his disciple: NO! let's return. cang qiong can send someone else...

*cang qiong sends others*

liu qingge: you need to send someone else

yue qingyuan: you need to send someone else

the shapeshifter demon: damn i hit the jackpot by using this body, literally no one can try to hurt me when i look like this- who are you

shang qinghua readying his sword: FINALLY I CAN HIT CUCUMBER BRO BACK WITHOUT THE PROTAG KILLING ME!

everyones in shock because how did the an ding peak head disciple prove himself the most capable!?