Harold

Retired quotev user

[cringebanana]

Intro post!

Hi I’m Harold. I post here sometimes. I don’t really know what this is. Anyways. Enjoy.

He/him pronouns

Uhhh a little bit about me, I like gaming and arts and crafts, stuff like that. I do embroidery sometimes and I like to paint. I also like poetry and reading. Random talking points included are:

The double flame by Octavio Paz (my beloved)

The elder scrolls III: morrowind

Crash bandicoot

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[cringebanana]

This happened to me once in Chicago

[heavymetalhazard]

oh my god

[flowerbleedme]

fanfic is extremely hard

[dogpuppy]

[cringebanana]

Thank you for your concern, Stephanie from 2013 ❤️

[dogpuppy]

[cringebanana]

You know how the saying goes, give a man a fish grilled salmon, teach a man to fish infinite bluegill glitch.

[daily-love-and-inspo]

[cringebanana]

I want a scooby doo sized sandwich right now

[i-am-a-fish]

If there was a button

and when you press it you lose one random bone in your body

then.

how many times

would you press it

[cringebanana]

Honestly there would be a huge risk to that because you could lose a critical component such as a segment of the skull or vertebrae which could damage the entire structural stability of the body.

I would press it once to see if I could lose something like a finger bone though.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

[cringebanana]

[cringebanana]

Edible starting to sound like dreaming or sinking by hotel books

[pukicho]

why do you like horses so much recently

who is doing this to you

They're huge and funny

[small-unfunny-horse]

Go fuck yourself.

[cringebanana]

*taps on your aquarium glass* is this thing on?

[daily-bass-wheel]

[cringebanana]

Big bass wheel my beloved

[cringebanana]

Greedy fuck, he took all the orange dots :(

[uesp]

Having trouble sleeping? Have you considered your enemies are nearby?