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I went ahead and closed the ask box. By the end of the night, Blondsuke's going to be moved and this blog will be an archive. I'll probably reblog those ship memes and such, but I'll start replying from that blog.  All of the replies I got today are gonna go to that blog, but will still be reblogged by this url. 

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I want the K

Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number

12. Chest kiss. 

He wasn't quite sure why the other was laying on him when he stirred, but he wasn't particularly willing to move.... hm... He pressed lips against the boy's throat, amused by the surprised noise the other made, Yosuke guessed the other thought he was still asleep, and wrapped arms around his hips, fingers poking up under the boy's shirt to tug it up before letting his lips meet the skin of the boy's chest, fingers slipping into the back pockets of the younger boy. "....you're laying on me, kid." 

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if we're sending ships then yosuke and rise uwu

....I really am not too fond of this ship except for certain circumstances... the only time I truly ship it is an OT3 with Souji, but even then.... don't expect a lot from this one, anon. 

>who falls asleep on the couch -- Yosuke,  he tends to stay up late stuck doing homework, so he sleeps whenever he can. 

>who wakes up first -- Rise, because of work, the few days she would be home, she'd be up very early and going right to work.. 

>who cooks the most --.....yeah, no, they eat out more than anything. Yosuke refuses to let Rise touch anything in the kitchen, and Yosuke's usually too exhausted to cook himself. 

>who’s in charge of the tv remote --Yosuke, because Rise usually tries to show off all of the shows she's in, and Yosuke doesn't like seeing her with other people as close as they make her get.

>who takes the longest getting ready -- Rise, clearly. She spends 45 minutes in the bathroom alone, which Yosuke hates, because if he doesn't get his bathroom stuff done first, he's stuck holding it until Rise decides she's done, even if it makes him late. 

>who takes up most of the bed -- Rise, actually. She rolls around a lot and Yosuke has to spoon her to keep her still while they sleep. 

>if/what pets they have -- Yosuke keeps Jun, of course, and Rise has a smaller dog named Mitsumi. 

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I don’t think I’ve ever done this for any of my muses, but if you consider your character in any sort of more-than-friends relationship with Blondsuke, send me a note with your preferred take on it and I’ll add it to my headcanon page under AU’s when I get time to move my muses around! I know I for sure have Minako and Crissy’s Yu on my current one, and Foxsuke may or may not be on there right now, but if you wanna be included let me know!!

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I want the k. I want the k senpai!

Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number

3. Nose Kiss

"Okay, okay!" The blond laughs, bending over and resting his hands on the idol's shoulders, planting a kiss on the idol's nose. "Is that good enough, Rise-chan?"

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Did you do Yosuke/Minako yet? Cause if not Con is sending that in.

I can totally dig this one.

>who falls asleep on the couch -- Yosuke! Once returning to Inaba, he ended up picking up a part-time job in a local store( not Junes, he refuses to work there again....) and often ends up stuck with long shifts. Add that to a growing young child in the house and monsters under the bed, he ends up snoozing a few hours during the day while Minako and Chihiro are out of the house. 

>who wakes up first -- Minako for sure, since she has to be up early to drop off Chihiro at a friend's house so they can go to school together before she has to be at work, though she and Chihiro make sure to leave daddy a breakfast to be reheated when he gets up! 

>who cooks the most -- Minako makes it a family event! Since Yosuke's not great at cooking, she makes both him and Chihiro help, but only Yosuke can use the knife!  Chihiro's on her way to being as good a chef as her mother, for sure! 

>who’s in charge of the tv remote -- Actually, it's Chihiro! WIth how often Yosuke's asleep, and what time he IS awake has been spent lately with Minako planning their wedding, it's easy for Chihiro to get away with watching hours of TV once her homework is done. But Minako does take the remote away around the time the daily news is on, and there's one game show Yosuke watches shortly after, playful competition with Chihiro subduing her. They count up points over the week, and if Chihiro has more by the end of the week, Yosuke takes her to a local cafe for a treat of coffee and cake! 

>who takes the longest getting ready -- Yosuke, surprisingly! He's still adjusting to Minako's home, and they havn't been able to afford installing the handles he needed back in his apartment in Iwatodai for his legs that his insurance paid for... and since he still has trouble getting up and down, he does tend to slip a lot trying to get in and out of the tub, and he's had to call Minako into the room to help him get up multiple times in the past. That added to his interest in actually drying his hair before his hat goes on, as well as how long it takes him to get dressed still, he does end up taking longer than everyone else. 

>who takes up most of the bed -- Yosuke, actually. From nightmares to simple tossing and turning, Yosuke ends up not only waking himself up, but Minako as well and he once was so frightened in his nightmares he woke Chihiro up. The two girls proceeded to curl themselves up to him and coax him back to sleep.  But in the end, even on a good night, Minako usually has to detangle herself from Yosuke in the morning. 

>if/what pets they have -- Yosuke brought Jun with him when he moved back to Inaba, and he and Chihiro became fast friends, the puppy making himself a permanent member of the family. 

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foxsuke and pudding :|

Please tell me you're joking.

>who falls asleep on the couch --Pudding-kun does, it's hard to wake him up, though, so Yosuke kind of just lets him sleep. 

>who wakes up first -- Pudding-kun, since he sleeps so often in the evening he tends to be an early riser,  and he's a little more rude, he wakes up Yosuke whenever he gets up, though Yosuke ends up just going back to sleep.

>who cooks the most -- Yosuke, actually.  Given, it's mostly microwave meals and defrosted pre-prepared foods, it's still cooking if oyu add your own seasoning, right?

>who’s in charge of the tv remote -- Pudding-kun is obsessed with the cooking channel. 

>who takes the longest getting ready -- Yosuke is a lot more concerned with his appearance than Pudding-kun is.... 

>who takes up most of the bed -- Pudding-kun, for sure. He tosses and turns almost constantly in his sleep, mumbling and everything. Yosuke couldn't sleep for days because of how unused to it he was. 

>if/what pets they have -- Pudding-kun's allergic to fur so no pets ): 

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"I Want The K"

Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number

9. Jawline kiss. 

Okay, he'll admit, he's a little more drunk than he'd initially thought, and he was probably going to realize how bad of an idea this was in the morning, and yet here they were, hardly into the apartment and Yosuke had the brunette caught in a kiss, pressed between himself and the small fridge in the kitchen. He pulled back, sucking in a breath of air before letting his lips dance along her jaw, mumbling lowly against her skin. "H-hey, sempai... can I......?"

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Once I get one with what's in my inbox, I'm gonna hop on over to foolsuke and get to work transferring all of the information. I'll likely keep the same theme as what's on this blog now. 

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"You see some weird things in this line of work. A lot of weird things."

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"....then I'm even more glad I went into music."

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"Someone that wants to kill someone without having a guilty conscience, because they don’t know."

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".....Your imagination is weirder than most of the people i know, Satonaka. You might wanna get that checked out."

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"You could set up a trap, someone would go into it and die sooner or later, but you would never know if it had happened or not. You would still be the murderer."

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"Who the fuck would be stupid enough to leave a human sized trap laying around?"

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Both of you....? Alright. I'm not happy that this one's shorter than the other, but eh, i guess it happens since the ship's still sort of new.

>Who falls asleep on the couch? – Usually it depends on who’s had less sleep, which more or less ends up being Blondie more often than Foxsuke, though sometimes the black haired boy doesn’t get home till late, and can hardly stay awake long enough to crash on the couch. When no one’s actually sleeping, it’s usually Blondsuke working on homework or playing the guitar. >Who wakes up first? – It all really depends on how everyone’s schedule fits together. On Foxsuke’s day off, it’s usually Blondie up first, otherwise it’s Foxsuke up getting ready for work before Blondie gets up for class. >Who cooks the most? – They alternate between cooking and eating out, but more often it’s Blondie cooking, he got tips from his Yu on how to cook simple meals while they were living together during Blondie's recovery, though it’s common for Foxsuke to bring home sweets from work too, so they always have some sort of desert.

>Who’s in charge of the TV remote? – Foxsuke. Blondie gets all of his news from the other, since he rarely has tme to watch TV, and prefers not to watch even when he does have the time. On rare nights they're both completely free, they tend to watch and make fun of sappy TV dramas.

>Who takes the longest getting ready? – It depends. Usually it’s Foxsuke on days he’s getting ready for work, because Blondie usually throws on whatever’s clean before zipping out the door to class( and coming back several times because he's left things in the room), whereas Foxsuke tends to take his time to look good and fix his hair, which Blondie doesn’t do because of his hat, he has awful hat hair by the end of the day.

>Who takes up most of the bed? – Blondie’s learned to surrender as much of  the bed as the other wants, he often ends up without covers or curled up into the younger double if he’s had a nightmare. But Foxsuke usually rules the bed(inmorewaysthanone) when it comes to sleeping arrangements. >Pets? – Blondie got Jun before Foxsuke moved in, so even if the raven-haired boy doesn’t like the dog, there’s no getting rid of him now. The dog and the boy didn't really get along at all when Foxsuke first moved in, but they've learned to tolerate each other, and on days Blondie's too tired or passed out, Foxsuke is left to take the puppy on walks.

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Yosuke/Yu

this one ended up REALLY LONG. SO it’s going under a cut. 

>Who falls asleep on the couch? – Yosuke for sure, with late nights and fairly early mornings. Yu often returns to the apartment to see Yosuke sprawled out on the couch with a school book spread across his chest in attempt to do homework. Yu often replaces the book with a blanket if Yosuke doesn’t wake up to Jun’s barking at the door.

>Who wakes up first? – Yu wakes up at the ungodly hour of 6 AM, and the alarm’s just loud enough to wake Yosuke, who daily complains that “my earliest class isn’t till 10, I don’t have to be up till 7:30, let me sleeeeeep!”  Still, Yosuke’s glad when he gets out of the shower to find that Yu’s made them both breakfast, and they get a nice, quiet breakfast alone together.

>Who cooks the most? – Yu, obviously, cooks daily, usually two meals a day unless they eat out, as they’re both too busy to go home just for lunch. Yu usually prepares dinner as soon as he gets home, regardless if Yosuke’s home or not, and leaves Yosuke’s serving in the fridge to be reheated when he gets home or Yu has to go out for something.  They try to keep an annual weekly lunch date, however, usually on Tuesdays, which is when they both have time off to meet at a local restaurant, they like to go to a nearby ramen shop because it reminds them of Aiya’s. 

>Who has control of the TV remote? – Usually the TV’s left off, but on Saturday mornings, Yu is absorbed by it, religiously addicted to his Saturday morning cartoons, and Yosuke can’t pull him away from the TV for literally anything.  The only time Yosuke uses the TV is when they need background noise or for watching the news, or for the rare reason Yosuke needs to watch something for a class.

>Who takes the longest getting ready? – Yosuke would like to say it’s him, but Yu usually takes longer since he gets up earlier, spends a little longer in the shower, and actually attempts to look presentable, spending the time to blow-dry his hair and style it, wash his face, and take care of the weekly shave.

>Who takes up most of the bed? – Once Yu finally agreed to leave the couch and join Yosuke in bed, he fully claimed it, and often takes up more than just his side of the bed, which Yosuke actually finds amusing(when he’s fully awake and can note how cute it is, it’s annoying as fuck when he’s actually trying to sleep). Yosuke usually ends up either laying on Yu or curled up on the very end of the bed, depending on who’s in bed first. When they both go to bed at the same time, they usually spoon, and it’s actually Yosuke who ends up taking the place of the big spoon, Yu’s really quite the cuddler.

>Any pets? – It took Yu months to get used to Yosuke’s puppy, Jun, but shortly after Yu and Yosuke agreed to start dating again, Yosuke started dragging Yu along to the pet store, and watched him play with the kittens for several weeks before picking out a kitten Yu favored in the store and bringing it home, making sure Yu wouldn’t be home till late that night so the kitten could be a little more comfortable with the house, surprising Yu with it once he got home with the kitten as a gift for forgiving him and a reward for getting comfortable with Jun.

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Plot 79: Beyond the Kingdom (Credit to: letsmakeitflashy )

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Muse A is a princess/prince living in a peaceful kingdom, with no knowledge of the whole other realm that exists beyond its borders. While wandering in the forest near dusk, much to their escort’s dismay, the kingdom comes under attack by creatures/beings thought only to exist in fairytales and ancient legends. When a rider comes to warn Muse A that the castle has been taken, they are beseeched to flee to safety. Fearing for their parents’ lives, Muse A refuses to run away and makes haste back to the castle. Before they can reunite with their royal parents, Muse A is captured by the enemy. Muse B is Muse A’s captor, who is under orders from their king/queen to kidnap the prince/princess for the purposes of ransom. Muse A is taken to the other realm, where no person in the kingdom has ever gone. Muse A is locked up in a cell with Muse B as their guard.

Despite the circumstances, Muse B treats Muse A with compassion, providing companionship, kind words and extra sustenance. After a few days of captivity, Muse A and Muse B are managing to get along; Muse A is terribly homesick and worried about the state of their kingdom. In an act of selflessness, Muse B helps Muse A escape. Muse B promises to keep Muse A safe from harm, as long as Muse A does not run away from them. Muse A agrees and Muse B keeps their promise. One night, while they’re asleep in the forest, soldiers from Muse A’s fallen kingdom attack. They rescue Muse A and take Muse B as prisoner. Upon returning to the castle, Muse B is imprisoned. Feeling for their captor/turned savior, Muse A shows Muse B the same compassion and care that Muse B showed them while they were imprisoned.

With the threat of backlash from the other realm looming, will Muse A and Muse B’s budding friendship survive? Will Muse A appeal to the king and queen to spare Muse B’s life and to end the impending war between realms? 

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"If you killed someone but you didn’t know, would that not be murder?"

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"....how can you not know if you killed someone or not? Your logic still sucks, Satonaka." 

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crippled-kunai said: "Does that mean I’ve fucked a goat."

“Officer Satonaka~ Arrest this man for lewd acts performed on a farm animal!”

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"You’re under arrest for suspicion of bestiality, you do not have to say anything because I’m not at your house yet. We’ll be kicking down your door soon!"

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"W-wait how can I be arrested for it if I didn't know?  I-I thought this was all a joke! Ha ha n' all that shit, right?"