Elisabeth: Das Musical
Lucheni: Elisabeth/Death. The greatest love story the world has ever seen. And also a totally legit motive for murder.
Death: Ugh are we still talking about that? I mean, sure, I guess I was "in love with her" or whatever, but only because she like perfectly symbolized the decay of the Habsburg dynasty and the decline of the European aristocracy in general amidst the rising discontent of the common people and the complex amalgamation of forces that would bring about two world wars. It didn't mean anything!
Audience: Wait, so...this isn't the Romy Schneider films with singing?
















