As If!

"Xigbar, the Freeshooter, is the Nobody of Braig and is Rank II within Organization XIII. Xigbar has power over space, and uses this to freely redirect the projectiles from his twin "Arrowgun" rifles, and to alter the battlefield. He commands the Sniper Nobodies." If ya wanna bug me, ya can catch me on msn at [email protected]. Despite what some idiots might tell ya, I ain't with anyone. And it's stayin' that way. :| -Part of KHTumblr-

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-yawns-

-sits on the ceiling-

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Organization XIII having a bad hair day

Xemnas

Xigbar

Xaldin

Vexen

Lexaeus

Zexion

Saix

Axel

Demyx

Luxord

Marluxia

Larxene

Roxas

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Would someone explain to me why the dash is covered in toilet paper?

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k fine

:I

-watches-

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-ZOMBIE MOVIE SHIT HAPPENS HERE-

-zexion jumps-

bgjkxlfidhuewjk

unrealistic

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-snorts-

that scared you?

of all things?

asdoifulaskjdfasdf

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-blocks book with hand-

do you always have to fling those at my face

i mean really

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What me to fling them else where?

Granted i wouldn’t want my books touching that.

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Ha ha. You’re so funny.

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I try.

No serious :I

Shhh if you wanna watch

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k fine

:I

-watches-

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-blocks book with hand-

do you always have to fling those at my face

i mean really

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What me to fling them else where?

Granted i wouldn’t want my books touching that.

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Ha ha. You're so funny.

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critical-snipe replied to your post: -watching zombie movie-

-jumps on- |D /c!ic

-screams-

GET OFF ME YOU IDIOT!!

What are you doing with your life -kicks-

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I don’t knowwww

why are you watching cheesy zombie movies on a friday night hmmm

HMMMMM ZEXY HMMMMMM

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-rolls eyes- First off…It’s saturday.

Second…I’m booooored!

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I’m surprised you aren’t reading, then.

What, did you run outta books?

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NO

I have plenty >n>

-throws book at head- NOW SHHH

it’s getting good :I

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-blocks book with hand-

do you always have to fling those at my face

i mean really

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critical-snipe replied to your post: -watching zombie movie-

-jumps on- |D /c!ic

-screams-

GET OFF ME YOU IDIOT!!

What are you doing with your life -kicks-

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I don’t knowwww

why are you watching cheesy zombie movies on a friday night hmmm

HMMMMM ZEXY HMMMMMM

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-rolls eyes- First off…It’s saturday.

Second…I’m booooored!

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I'm surprised you aren't reading, then.

What, did you run outta books?

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critical-snipe replied to your post: -watching zombie movie-

-jumps on- |D /c!ic

-screams-

GET OFF ME YOU IDIOT!!

What are you doing with your life -kicks-

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I don't knowwww

why are you watching cheesy zombie movies on a friday night hmmm

HMMMMM ZEXY HMMMMMM

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“Speeding this up. You’re too slow.” He smirked, internally laughing at the other’s predictable response. It was almost too easy to get that kid riled up. He briefly wondered why Zexion’s attempts at creating portals weren’t working, but suddenly didn’t care once he glanced back at the swarm of heartless that was still chasing them. He nearly lost his balance at the smaller nobody squirming out of his grasp, but quickly regained his posture. Xigbar shot the other an incredulous look. A tree shaped door in a tree. How creative. “Yeah, let’s just jump through the random tree door! Great idea, kiddo!” He drawled sarcastically.

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“Well fine then,” Zexion shrugged, stepping a foot through the door. “You can deal with the little mutants, I’ll take the random door.” He felt a small tick of annoyance at the other doubting his plan. He wanted to get away from the damn things, and this was a way out. But The slate haired nobody wasn’t one to stay and argue the point. “Have fun.” He smirked, letting go of the edge of the door and dropping down through the door.

As he fell the air became oddly cold and icy, a few stray pieces of raw ice cutting on his face. He ignored it however and moments later he dropped into a freezing pile of snow, landing on his back. Snow? For a moment he gasped heavily for the icy air that had been knocked from his lungs, but with in seconds he was fine, sitting up in the pile of snow.

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He thought about staying and fighting the swarm on his own for a moment. But he'd learned by now that his usual attacks only made the situation worse. They'd just keep multiplying. He knew there had to be some way to get rid of them for good. He glanced back once more, only to see the heartless were right at his heels. He sighed and stepped through the strange tree door. He'd rather not have to think of a way to get rid of the mutated heartless and write a casualty report for Zexion in the same day.

Xigbar expected to step into a large tree trunk, maybe even an underground room of sorts. He didn't expect to be falling through bitterly cold air. After a second or two, he fell flat on top of the other nobody. He sat up, straddling the other's waist, and laughed, "Huh. Fancy meeting you here. I hadn't pegged you as the type to lounge around in winter wonderlands." 

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“At least I was tryin’ to get rid of ‘em,” he groaned. He allowed himself to be dragged on in no particular direction by the other nobody, but soon grew irritated with the slower pace. With a devious smirk, he swiftly picked up Zexion and tossed him over his shoulder. “You were slowin’ me down, kid. Where to?” He snickered, continuing to run from the ridiculously large swarm.

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“I’m not slo-“ His blue eyes shot open as the taller of the two slung Zexion over his shoulder. “What the hell are you doing!?” He demanded, clutching the other’s arm as he was carried. As annoying as the stupid situation was, he wasn’t about to be dropped on the ground. He threw out his arm, attempting to create another portal for them to slip away from this wretched world and go back to the castle. Nothing happened however. “Damn it.” He hissed, noticing the a set of doors, the slate haired nobody slid through Xigbar’s arm, shooting him a glare before throwing open the tree shaped one. “Let’s just go!” 

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"Speeding this up. You're too slow." He smirked, internally laughing at the other's predictable response. It was almost too easy to get that kid riled up. He briefly wondered why Zexion's attempts at creating portals weren't working, but suddenly didn't care once he glanced back at the swarm of heartless that was still chasing them. He nearly lost his balance at the smaller nobody squirming out of his grasp, but quickly regained his posture. Xigbar shot the other an incredulous look. A tree shaped door in a tree. How creative. "Yeah, let's just jump through the random tree door! Great idea, kiddo!" He drawled sarcastically.

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“Not bad at all!” Zexion commented his voice dripping with vicious sarcasm. He was rubbing his wrist, giving up on actual attacks and just kicking at random heartless. “And running isn’t such a bad idea when you’re out number this harshly.” He muttered. He wasn’t about to let the other get cocky. They were outnumbered and needed to go. That was the end of it. “Let’s just go.”

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"At least I was tryin' to get rid of 'em," he groaned. He allowed himself to be dragged on in no particular direction by the other nobody, but soon grew irritated with the slower pace. With a devious smirk, he swiftly picked up Zexion and tossed him over his shoulder. "You were slowin' me down, kid. Where to?" He snickered, continuing to run from the ridiculously large swarm.

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/slithers into ur ask box (́◉◞౪◟◉‵)

o bb

;*

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GET OFF THAT SEXY ASS OF YOURS AND COME UP ME WITH THIS MISSION TO HAVE SEXYTIMES. THERES A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND I WANT YOU TO HOST IT

If you insist-