Criticalgoblin

A little, damp cave to store my unprocessed thoughts.

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If I was in that weird LSD orgy thing in Brave New World, my go to saying before taking soma would be “FORD!!!!! VROOOM VROOOM!!!!”

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Do you ever feel like becoming a ball of energy and fleeting up into the night to gaze upon the world from above the clouds?

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Sea shanty inventor: WE be the sirens now boys!

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Man I miss when Fjorclay was still possible.  Those were the days.  

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This wasn’t meant as a anti ace post and I apologize if it came across that way. Correct me if I’m wrong, but you can still be in a relationship and be asexual, right? I found Fjords and Caduceuss dynamic really interesting and I was sad to see it go. That’s about it lol. I’m glad there is ace representation in CR and Caduceus is like, my fave character.

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Oh! Okay! I did not know that he was not into either. Well then, I apologize. Thank you for clearing that up for me. Fjorclay then was never really possible, but I did enjoy the art and fan fiction of that dynamic when we were oblivious to cads sexuality. But that won’t stop me from enjoying immensely Ace king Cad :)

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It breaks my heart seeing how pained Caleb looked when Veth and Beau were discussing making Essek pay for his crimes. I wonder what he was thinking when they were talking about it...

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Man I miss when Fjorclay was still possible.  Those were the days.  

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This wasn’t meant as a anti ace post and I apologize if it came across that way. Correct me if I’m wrong, but you can still be in a relationship and be asexual, right? I found Fjords and Caduceuss dynamic really interesting and I was sad to see it go. That’s about it lol. I’m glad there is ace representation in CR and Caduceus is like, my fave character.

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Critical Role so devoid of mlm relationships one of the gay party members had sex with a woman.

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I’m sorry if I offended anyone about Tary. Yes, he didn’t know if he was straight or gay when that happened. But I think even with that out of the way you can’t tell me that there’s been high quality mlm content in CR? Vax and Gilmore had... something? But that didn’t pan out obviously.

I’m talking about a real relationship. Not a footnote at the end of the campaign that was Lawrence and Tary. Something like Beauyasha and Jester / Fjord. A build up. Some substance. There’s like. Nothing.

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I hope shadowgast comes true 🥺

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After thinking about this more maybe I am a dumbass I need to lay down

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Critical Role so devoid of mlm relationships one of the gay party members had sex with a woman.

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I’m sorry if I offended anyone about Tary. Yes, he didn’t know if he was straight or gay when that happened. But I think even with that out of the way you can’t tell me that there’s been high quality mlm content in CR? Vax and Gilmore had... something? But that didn’t pan out obviously.

I’m talking about a real relationship. Not a footnote at the end of the campaign that was Lawrence and Tary. Something like Beauyasha and Jester / Fjord. A build up. Some substance. There’s like. Nothing.

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I hope shadowgast comes true 🥺

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Critical Role so devoid of mlm relationships one of the gay party members had sex with a woman.

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I’m sorry if I offended anyone about Tary. Yes, he didn’t know if he was straight or gay when that happened. But I think even with that out of the way you can’t tell me that there’s been high quality mlm content in CR? Vax and Gilmore had... something? But that didn’t pan out obviously.

I’m talking about a real relationship. Not a footnote at the end of the campaign that was Lawrence and Tary. Something like Beauyasha and Jester / Fjord. A build up. Some substance. There’s like. Nothing.

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Critical Role so devoid of mlm relationships one of the gay party members had sex with a woman.

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The art discourse on Twitter right now is embarrassing. Using an IPad... easier so that makes it... bad???? Next your gonna sound really smart and say using references is cheating, right?

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Current mood: Mollymauks tail wrapped around that dude in the recap animation

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I still think Fjords a fucking alien.

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*farts in the wind* for Trent Ikithon.

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Why did the dude accepting The Last of Us 2 awards look dead inside

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In Cyberpunk 2077 you can customize your privates? Is there a butthole slider????

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Ah. I wonder what my old high school crush, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, is up to right meow.