selftaughtsamurai:
@criticallclimax
“ U-Uso! Uso darou! “ Offers his weapon, a jitte, towards the peculiarly-dressed young lady.
“ Anata wa Kyary Pamyu Pamyu desu ne?! That aidoru girl who sang PONPONPON desu ka?! Please sign the hilt of my weapon, kudasai! “ The overly-tall guy extended his hands toward Sylvie, holding a pen and his aforementioned weapon. “ K-Kudasai! “
“Uwah!” Sylvie jumped slightly at the sudden advance from out of nowhere. What a surprise! (Or dare she say..... Shock!)
“Mmm? Kyary Pamyu Pamyu?” She thought for a moment, a finger to her chin. “Nope! Nice try, you had Paula confused for a moment!”
“Paula is Paula! The shocking and sparkling, Sylvie Paula Paula!! But I’ll still sign your stick thingy if you’d like!”

















