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Why do we gotta even change presidents??? Ya know……Obama’s pretty cool,,he can just stay it’s cool please don’t leave us we’re all going to die

afrodesiacworldwide

chi-dan

BRUH KEVIN HART NEEDS TO BACK THIS UP

f0llar

Lmfaoooo!!!!!!!!!

mariposa-nena-deactivated201911

LMAOOOOOOOO YEOOOOOOOO

democraticsenator

I AM FUCKING D E C E A S E D I NEED TO BE RESURRECTED AFTER SEEING THIS FUCKING VIDEO PLEASEEEEEEE

bluebeetle

Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh

Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school

frogr

a list of sounds

high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church

a soda can being opened

a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding

a marble rolling on a wooden floor

wood popping and crackling as it burns

ezekiel-was-calm-and-quiet

oh my god

sneeking

I’m cleansed

forestgreenlesbian

ok but … this is literally what happened……..

stardusted

at this point I don’t even know what to say

prettyboyshyflizzy

my kids not having no white friends im sorry

astromot

mr--roboto

justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate

okaymad

elfstaranymore

also re: teens sitting around with their tablets and smartphones

like, if a kid can access the internet (with some privacy still) while also sitting in the same room as their parents, honestly that’s better and more social than what I did as a teenager, which was hole up in my room at my desktop computer that I couldn’t move anywhere else in the house

mostly what I see from the teens in my family is they will sit and scroll through their phone, but if something interesting starts happening, or a new person enters the room, or they see something cool they want to share, they look up and interact again, because they’re sitting right there with everyone else.

that is waaaay more social than 2002 me, hunched over my desktop for hours and only seeing my mom in passing when I went to microwave a burrito at 1am. way, way more social.

feministess

My whole family does this now. We’re all in the same room, but each on a phone, tablet, or laptop. Certain poop heads will shake their heads at how technology is dividing us.

But

Like

What do they think families have done for since ever? Talk constantly while playing educational board games every evening? No.

They’d each be reading, or sewing, or writing letters or some shit, and mostly sat quietly near each other but not bothering each other.

elfstaranymore

yes this

It reminds me of the whole “omg people on trains used to TALK to each other” argument. No, they didn’t. They read the newspaper or stared straight ahead avoiding eye contact.

tinyhatonapumpkin

People have been finding reasons not to talk to each other for centuries.

inkskinned

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid” and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink.

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”