The Cromulent Collection

A collection of perfectly cromulent words to embiggen even the smallest person.

[ballwizard]

blog settings > visibility > turn this shit on

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your moxie more than makes up for your lack of talent

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with him out of the picture, I am free to wallow in my own crapulence

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It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

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Can't someone else do it?

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Well, if you wanted people to love you, you sure blew it with that insane rampage.

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If this were a more perfect world, we'd all be known at The Flimpsons.

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🎼morals and🎵 ethics and🎵 carnal forbearance🎶

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Maybe it's the beer talking, but you got a butt that won't quit

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Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don’t work on!

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Yes, heil to the bus driver, bus driver man.

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So I said, "blue M&M, red M&M, it doesn't matter-- they all wind up the same color in the end anyway."

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Hot diggity! I'm gonna smooch her like a mule eatin an apple!

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Not now. Can't you see I'm reading a third-rate biography of Copernicus I found at the bus station.

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Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're "a-pealing" him off the sidewalk!

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Freemasons run the country

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Come back! Zinc! Come back. Come back. Zinc. Come back. Zinc. zinc! ZINC!!