why the fuck are my bones so crunchy

lmao I can't sit still for more than 2 minutes

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[blacktwitterfunny]

[cronchy-bones]

That was my baby sister's first big rollercoaster and she passed out on lmaoo

[not-a-space-alien]

Please follow Rachie’s Ratirement Home on Facebook

Their best and worst rat of the week feature alone is enough to make it worth it

[cronchy-bones]

Me when the crushing realization that I've been diagnosed with a chronic illness that will progress over time hits me

[cronchy-bones]

Me when I realize that I'm already feeling the effects before I've even graduated highschool and that there's a chance that it will continue to progress to the point of disability

[cronchy-bones]

Me when the crushing realization that I've been diagnosed with a chronic illness that will progress over time hits me

[podcastwizard]

just to fuel the discourse reblog this with where you’re from and whether you pronounce “twenty” so it rhymes with “funny” or “plenty” (in other words, with a short u sound and silent t or a short e sound and pronounced t). 

i’ll start: usa/california/”funny”

[cronchy-bones]

Hi I'm from Indiana and I pronounce all those words the same (short u sound)

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Thought you’d get a kick out of this. Source

[cronchy-bones]

[roseofithaca]

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

[kasayaw]

[kasayaw]

thrilling sequel

[silver-tongues-blog]

those have the same energy as this

[art-nerd-rain]

Same energy as this

[lycanthology]

john who went to an urgent care because hes had a bad cough for a couple weeks: whats wrong

the doc that just got his xray back: you... uh.... two of your ribs.... theyre uh. not there...?

john: oh yeah

the doc:

john: its on purpose.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i have an image i made last night while Not Sober that’s technically accurate but it mentions 9/11 so i will show it to you but you’re not allowed to get mad at me if you think it’s insensitive for mentioning 9/11

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this image is accurate but i hate that i know that

[angelicspaceprince]

Im so confused

[anthonycrowleymoved]

gerard way personally witnessed the twin towers falling while on a ferry to new york city. this event inspired him to start my chemical romance. as a result, stephanie meyer used him and the band’s music for inspiration for twilight. as a result of that book, el james wrote a twilight fanfic that eventually became the best selling book fifty shades of grey.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

the reviews are in

[insomniac-arrest]

Best Movie of the last decade

Was Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper made within the last decade? No. Is it still the best fucking movie of the last ten years? Of course my dude.

[askraidenmetalgear]

[scumfuckus]

why they all look like the potion seller meme. oblivion npc looking ass. their faces are fucking me up are these guys amish

[ultravioletparacosm]

[liliavalley]

ITS HERE