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[prokage]

I don't post selfies here

[cheddar-baby]

[squeakitties]

the best part of getting ur driver’s license is that u can fuck your car unprotected

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[cykelops]

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

[cykelops]

found it

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[lemonsweet]

These tags keep making me laugh

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[bonivers]

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[comicsiswild]

Peacemaker Tries Hard! (2023) #4

[mareevveevv]

Is this tuff

The designs belong to @sebbyisland ! I haven’t had this much fun drawing something in a while (and also I couldn’t draw cuz of busy), so ty for the inspiration

Apparently drawing muppets is like super fun?? So of course I had to make Hikaru and Karashi

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[isawken]

FMK: graph paper, dotted paper, lined paper

fuck graph, marry dotted, kill lined

fuck graph, marry lined, kill dotted

fuck dotted, marry graph, kill lined

fuck dotted, marry lined, kill graph

fuck lined, marry dotted, kill graph

fuck lined, marry graph, kill dotted

no lines on my paper thank you (<- asexual)

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[sofasofia]

sketch commission for @/fluffysprouts!

[prokage]

Hey it's me