uncle female

mick/mickey • 26 • they/them • if you came here from relatablepicturesofgilgamesh i'm so sorry

[croninians]

another great idea from ME!!

caved and made a carrd since these lil fuckers come in handy!! 

[sidras-tak]

[chalroe]

eva stratt online shopping coping mechanism

[loveridden1999]

women on women action 😍😍😍 (←they are trying to kill each other)

[cosmicanger]

[lmaonade]

awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[deanky]

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

[aflo]

waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[chalroe]

i love aroace ryland grace. however, i dont think he knows this about himself so for the past decade he's probably been like "yeahhh i'll eventually settle down and find a special someone but i'm just too busy being a teacher to date or anything like that"

cut to when grace & rocky are on their way to erid and things have settled down a bit and he's just like.

oh thank GOD i do not have to ever do that

[rosenkranz-does-things]

we choose it 🌏

[a-new-napkin]

i made these while i was gone

[woman-becomer]

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

[boytransmission]

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

[geslotencirkel]

When i delete a post it goes back inside me

[markscherz]

This may sound stupid but. How do you even begin to look for new tiny frogs???

[n-award]

(sending a normal message and getting a normal response) theres no coming back from this