fictional police only✨

drop an ask let me know how you’re doing in this off season aesthetic blogs: @yellowpagess @findmefloating

[croquemonsieurr]

I went running last night (after dark which I wouldn’t normally do but it was just around my condo complex which is pretty well lit and isolated) anyways as I was running laps I noticed this guy getting things out of his truck, I passed him three or four times and he was doing the same thing- standing in the parking lot (a couple yards from the sidewalk) leaning into his truck looking for something. About the fifth time I passed him he was heading back inside and as I rounded the corner heading towards him again he stepped back out of my way, stood directly next to the lamp post, waved at me with one hand and held the other up a little just so it was clear he wasn’t holding anything, and said “sorry I’m just trying not to scare you” AJSKDKSID

[croquemonsieurr]

My friend did this on their DC blog so I thought I’d make a similar post. If I tag you it means I love your blog and recommend it to my followers, and I want YOU to reblog or make your own post with some B99 blogs you follow and recommend :)

@peraltiabone @nbcbrooklyn99 @bi-as-in-bye @brooklyn99 @noine-noine @fulboyle @brooklyn99gifs @brooklyn99outofcontext @dailyb99gifs @brooklyn-99-gifs @blazeperalta @perishperalta @damnsarge @amysantago @brooklyn99incorrect @macperalta @ginajabs @b99reblogstuff @biboyjake @itsthelonelyislandboys

[call-me-velvet-thunder]

melissa: im pregnant

b99 writers: lets hide this by making amy go undercover as a pregnant woman

chelsea: im pregnant

b99 writers: coolio let’s run gina over with a bus

[croquemonsieurr]

Criminal minds is like brooklyn nine nine but without the comedy and on heroin highly recommend

[croquemonsieurr]

Also it has bill?

[croquemonsieurr]

Criminal minds is like brooklyn nine nine but without the comedy and on heroin highly recommend

[croquemonsieurr]

Wasn’t really feeling my url anymore and in my very tiresome state I changed it to croquemonsieur which is a reference I’m not sure many people will get idk so if you have any brooklyn nine nine themed url suggestions pleease send them my way (asks/anons open) would be greatly appreciated

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[yuniesan]

She made him like brushing his teeth for more than 30 seconds and this my friends is love!!!

[croquemonsieurr]

I recall it being 2 seconds, the progress is immaculate ✨

[ohpineapple]

Captain Holt being his glorious self 

[croquemonsieurr]

I don’t often reblog posts but this is too glorious

[croquemonsieurr]

Andre Braugher has been nominated for outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series and may I say he DESERVES it

[croquemonsieurr]

Just wanna say I love your blog and really enjoy all your post! Keep it up dude!

Thank youuuu that means so much I know I’ve used this gif twice now but

[croquemonsieurr]

Just wanted to thank you guys for 500 followers, I know it’s not a huge amount but it means a lot :)

[croquemonsieurr]

Niles genuinely not being able to remember his life before the loop hurt me on a deep and personal level

[croquemonsieurr]

[croquemonsieurr]

Palm Springs (2020)

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Palm Springs (2020)

[croquemonsieurr]

She said she wanted to f*** me harder than the US government f***ed Bin Laden

[croquemonsieurr]