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âWell, sometimes when a couple have a dry spell, they might try new things - though between you and me, Iâve only ever heard about cucumbers being used, not asparagus,â
âI donât see the benefits of using vegetables in sex. Then again, sex has always been a mystery to me.â
Iâm so glad you got thatâ I told it to a group of guests after closing a line and they just awkwardly laughed. It might have been the language barrier but they had no problem chanting and asking for Harry Potter.
It was hilarious! Believe me, if they were asking for Harry Potter, it could have very well have been the language barrier. But good on you for trying.
I feel like you shouldnât interfere. You may find yourself in some kind of weird, vegetable related threesome that you didnât sign up for.
Ew. Perhaps you have a point. Iâll leave the poor souls be then.
I⊠donât know how to respond to that. I mean⊠sure that would be a highly unpleasant experience for any girl, but⊠You know, just donât think about it.  Pretend it never happened.
I feel as if I should attempt to stop this. That canât be very sanitary.
Well.. technically no. But they do look like they could lead one in their outfits. As for the punsâ donât you think itâs amazing how eagles catch their prey? They must be really talonted.
Oh I see! And thatâs my favorite pun ever now.
Whoever lives in the apartment next to me just screamed, âI donât want asparagus shoved up my vagina!â What is going on here?
âOoh, okay,â Sirena replied softly, nibbling on the inside of her cheek as she waited for the joke. She didnât exactly expect the timid response - which made her quirk her brow before she purposely chuckled; smiling brightly at the other. âThatâs priceless! Tell me another.â
Charles had to wrack his brain for another Neverland themed joke, but when one came to his mind, a smile drew across his lips. âWhere does Captain Hook shop?â he asked the girl.
âI know Iâve heard this one before. ButâŠ.â she paused, eyebrows furrowed, trying to think. She knew the punchline of a shitty joke was coming her way, so she at least could prepare herself.
âBecause he Never Never Lands!â Charles exclaimed with a soft chuckle.
âIs this another riddle?â Sirena looked over at the male; letting out a snort. âWhy can I never catch Peter Pan?â
âMore of a joke, actually,â Charles mumbled awkwardly, looking down at the girl. âBecause he Never Never lands,â he answered timidly.
âWhy can you never catch Peter Pan?â Charles asked the person next to him.
The Living Seas | Charles&Kailey
Charles wasnât a âhitting the parks and having crazy funâ kind of person. He didnât like roller coasters, or those spinning rides, or even those people eater type rides like Haunted Mansion and Peter Panâs Flight. If he was going to ride any kind of ride, itâd be one of those where youâre in a car and looking at things, like the Great Movie Ride, Spaceship Earth, or Ellenâs Energy Adventure. He even liked the Nemo and Friends ride for some reason. Thatâs what he was doing on his rare off day. He decided to explore EPCOT some more, and get a closer look at the Living Seas attraction. Upon exiting the ride, he went up to the observatory deck and sat on a bench, taking notes about the fish he saw swim by.
âRight. I donât know, Iâve never liked any of the Muppets. Theyâre kind of freaky, donât you think?â
âI donât know. Iâve always liked the Muppets. Theyâre funny and a bit odd. I especially like Beaker and Doctor Honeydew.â
Looking at the animals and maaybe visiting safari Mickey and Minnie later on to hear some wonderful animal puns from yours truly?
Mickey and Minnie lead a safari? That sounds interesting. And Iâm always happy to hear some animal puns.
Fantastic! I hope we can find them. I didnât know that! Do you always go around spouting animal facts? Ooh, ooh, did you know that parrotfish enclose themselves in a bubble of their own mucus to hide their scent from predators when they rest?
I think the safari might be your best bet. I mean, itâs not something I always do, but I do happen to know a lot of animal facts. For example, did you know the most people think the okapi are related to zebras, because they have stripes, but they are actually kin to giraffes. I did not know that, but thatâs very interesting.Â
What shouldnât be a shock? Is something wrong?
Iâm just adjusting to the ever so common rotating door of people that is my life. I should be used to being left alone by now.
Yâall need to take Forensic Files away from me. Iâm going to have some nightmares and serious anxiety.
Why would you have nightmares and anxiety? Forensic Files is so interesting
Oh my goodness take me with you! Iâve been dying to go since I first got here. Do they really have Zebras?
Oh um, sure! I havenât seen the zebras but I think they do. Did you know that zebraâs skin underneath the fur is actually black?Â
